ADULT TRUTHS...
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing stinks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the Person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest
Of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did
not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and
smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to
prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and
sisters!
21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty,
And you can wear them forever.
22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not
know what time it is.
23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys
in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but
I'd bet everyone can find and push
the snooze button from 3 feet away, in
About 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and
the first padded hard helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to
realize that their brain is also important.
Ladies.....Quit
Laughing.
Adult Truths...
Started by
WreckWench
, Dec 06 2012 09:34 AM
4 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 06 December 2012 - 09:34 AM
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#2
Posted 06 December 2012 - 10:04 AM
Love #16 & #24!
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#3
Posted 06 December 2012 - 12:02 PM
Essential truths
The sea, once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of forever - Jacques Cousteau
#4
Posted 07 December 2012 - 02:28 AM
#14 for me!! />
Oh yeah.....#1 is a MUST!!
Oh yeah.....#1 is a MUST!!
Edited by ScubaSis, 07 December 2012 - 02:30 AM.
Handle every stresssful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Just pee on it and walk away.
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Just pee on it and walk away.
#5
Posted 08 December 2012 - 12:25 PM
Numbers 3 & 6, here.
Rick
Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder. - George Washington
Rick
Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder. - George Washington
Edited by Hipshot, 08 December 2012 - 12:26 PM.
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