A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!"
The husband, typically non romantic, replied,
"I am on the toilet. Please advise."
Joke
Started by
Sqbagal
, Apr 18 2013 09:32 AM
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 09:32 AM
Instead of "SINGLE" as a marital status, I prefer "Independently Owned & Operated"
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 10:32 AM
Umm...sounds like that text accidently went to my husband 
I'm just saying...
I'm just saying...
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 10:39 AM
Good one, Thanks for the giggle!!
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Posted 19 April 2013 - 09:01 AM
Thanks for the belly laugh Traci!
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Posted 19 April 2013 - 12:01 PM
Yuck, Yuck, Yuck 
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