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Started by jextract , Dec 06 2004 04:31 PM

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#1 jextract

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Posted 06 December 2004 - 04:31 PM

Who says they don't grow on trees?

http://story.news.ya...oukoe_odd_penis
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Posted 06 December 2004 - 05:27 PM

Ok .... this worries me... Jexy is lookin' at penises! I HOPE it's for comparison.... if you need help send pictures!
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Posted 06 December 2004 - 06:20 PM

"Heretics, according to people in the Middle Ages, practised sodomy. Hence the phallus tree."


shouldn't it be an asshole tree? oh wait, THOSE don't exist.

"There was a well-known story in Tuscan folklore about witches removing mens' penises and placing them in bird nests in trees, where they would then multiply and take on a life of their own," Ferzoco said.


good thing i read this, now i'll know where to look next time mine comes up missing. convienently, there is a birds nest in one of the trees in my backyard, so i won't have to go very far.

but i will have to worry, before it takes off on a life of its own.

heeeeey, wait a second, i think it has a life of its own already.
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#4 jextract

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Posted 06 December 2004 - 06:22 PM

Ok .... this worries me... Jexy is lookin' at penises! I HOPE it's for comparison.... if you need help send pictures!

Hey, it just showed up on my "Odd News" today.
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Posted 06 December 2004 - 10:51 PM

jamie,

i'm so touched that you would think of me while reading this scholarly article.

thank you from the bottom of my heart.

you have no idea the mileage i can get outta this one!
(now, where exactly is that tree???)

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Posted 07 December 2004 - 11:15 AM

(now, where exactly is that tree???)

i figured that you, if anyone, would have one growing in their backyard
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 03:16 PM

i did....but the soil is pretty sandy. not good for HARDWOODS.

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Posted 07 December 2004 - 03:23 PM

TF

i did....but the soil is pretty sandy. not good for HARDWOODS.


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Posted 07 December 2004 - 04:28 PM

i did....but the soil is pretty sandy. not good for HARDWOODS.

Let me guess, you replaced it with a rubber plant and you are just making your own.
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 04:34 PM

i did....but the soil is pretty sandy.  not good for HARDWOODS.

Let me guess, you replaced it with a rubber plant and you are just making your own.

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Posted 07 December 2004 - 04:43 PM

i did....but the soil is pretty sandy. not good for HARDWOODS.

well, the article just said it was a penis tree.

you assumed it would be a hardwood.

lol, it's natural state is a softwood.

you gotta work on it and give it extra attention if ya want it hard

lol

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Posted 07 December 2004 - 04:52 PM

you gotta work on it and give it extra attention if ya want it hard

I always heard it was good to talk to your plants. I guess if you have a penis tree you need to talk dirty to it. :welcome:
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 05:16 PM

It's all starting to click into place here .... remember a little while ago when TF was little seen around here? I bet she was just celebrating the fall harvest!
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Posted 07 December 2004 - 09:52 PM

ah, boys, boys, boys!!!!!

of COURSE i have a rubber tree!!!!

anybody able to ...uh.....fit the glass slipper, shall we say?????

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Posted 07 December 2004 - 10:58 PM

:D Y'all are TOO much! Thanks for the laughs, I needed it today!

TF - notice how they all got really quiet all of the sudden? Not up for the challenge I suppose!
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