My Credentials
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Posted 11 January 2005 - 10:36 AM
#2
Posted 11 January 2005 - 10:48 AM
This should probably under welcomes and new members, but no matter it is here. Have you ever considered Stand Up Comedy when you retire?
Linda
Linda
#3
Posted 11 January 2005 - 10:55 AM
#4
Posted 11 January 2005 - 11:55 AM
#5
Posted 11 January 2005 - 03:35 PM
So there I was (fitting sorta like, “One time at band camp”), sitting in the CP (Command Post/Office) after being paged in at 0200 trying to get my faculties together, body begging for caffeine after lugging my ruck of 80# from a parking lot 100yds away from there. Mind you this is the third time in a week that they had done this all at varying times 0100, 0400 and now 0200 (not my idea of humor, buy me an ice cream). Then the bat phone rings, time to go to the CO’s (commander) office for the briefing. My bud and I trudge over there with the status, not having time to make a new pot of coffee, I heated up some from the day before (hey it’s not bad, I was saving tax payers money). We were not a happy group of people , according to the news nobody was picking on anyone so why the alert? I get picked on because I was the only one with coffee (nobody picks on the medical people), so I politely tell them that all the shot records are gone and that they all needed new shots (you wanna see a grown man twinge tell’em they need shots). CO comes in tells us to grab our gear and move to the dispersing area we will be briefed on the aircraft. We move but not to our usual haunt, this time it is the isolation area, my bud and I look at each other in disbelief (we’re not in Kansas anymore Toto ) we get additional gear there now the ruck weighs 98# and given already loaded mags(fun). Ok we sit and wait till mid afternoon still no sleep, used to it no problem. Then we load up and head to the airfield, finally doing something kids are getting restless and ornery. We load up on planes, I am thinking umm aren’t we supposed to be rigging our chutes? Then I see them stacked nicely on the floor of the aircraft (C-141) on a pallet, oh great an in flight rig means your going far (not a good sign, especially when you don’t know where your going). Then a Hummer from Div staff show up and the BC (Battalion Commander is given orders, he disperses them to the line company commanders). Doors shut, aircraft taxi down the runway and lift off; our hearts are pounding so loud you cannot hear the engines. While inflight I get a mission template (tells you what we are going to do and where) finally, I see what we are doing an exercise and flying into Ft. Polk, LA (nerves are easing up a bit). Our TOT (time on target) is 0300, 800’ AGL (above ground level) and then the dreaded acronym shows AWDS (Adverse Weather Delivery System, means low flying clouds). In flight rigs are not fun, like shopping at WalMart after Thanksgiving pushing and shoving no room to do anything. Then the inspection is really what scares you; it’s not the full deal. So, I am standing there #1 jumper to go out then the green light comes on. Standing with 98# ruck between my legs, the pilot playing with the temp control ( you swear he had hot and cold flashes), plane bouncing around (this is not conducive to my nerves). The doors open on both sides, clouds roll in and you think “are we really at altitude”? I get the “stand-by” command and move to the door and look out and see nothing but clouds like a horror movie it is rolling into the aircraft. Being #1 is fun at times you can look out and see the stars and the moon if it is out and the trees and houses and whatnot. Not tonight, the green light comes on and I get the “GO” sign. Hand off my static line to the safety and go, praying what have I gotten myself into to deserve this? After the 4 second count it opens, how do you know in the clouds, you feel a jerk and you can look up but all you will see is the cloud (can’t use lights unless you want to become a target). It opens; my heartbeat slows a bit. I wait for about a second or two and lower my stuff on the lowering line (lowering line is about 15’ long and is attached to equipment to lower to the gorund) that is when the fun began, it goes from taunt to limp in about 3 seconds (either one or two things has happened (1) the line snapped and I just lost my ruck or (2) we were closer to the ground than we knew). So, I get ready to land wouldn’t want to break anything when I hit. I hear a loud thump, and then I tense up and hit something solid (great trees I think but, NOT). A loud snapping and breaking noise happens I fall through a roof of some sort and land in soft straw and hey. Now I smell it, something familiar from my childhood. I landed in a farm I think, as I lay there doing a mental check for pain and numbness. It happened out of nowhere a Rhode Island Red with the intention of protecting his hens attacks claws and beak on my chest. I get out as fast as I could grab my gear and slipping and running in you know what to the door. I hate roosters till this day might I add. I get out and there is this lady in a nightgown with the country floral print all over it and fuzzy house slippers standing there in awe with her mouth wide open. I go to say something and she runs off screaming, then the family coon dog runs up and see’s me and my weapon and decides he’s going to follow her lead. I think great now what, I’m in I don’t know where and covered in chicken stuff, got scratches on my face from a rooster what else can happen to me? My only help just ran off frightened probably getting her husband to come out with his shotgun….He comes out totting his gun, I ask politely to use his phone. He asks where you from boy (now I am thinking it's only pellets if I run)? I explain that the plane I was on let us out a little to early can't trust modern equipment these days. After a bit of talking he let me in to use the phone and call the post to come pick me up..at least this time I got a fresh cup of coffee and a nice plate of home made gumbo.
#6
Posted 11 January 2005 - 04:07 PM
#7
Posted 11 January 2005 - 04:10 PM
#8
Posted 11 January 2005 - 05:45 PM
umm the rest landed in trees and what not.... not many got down from the trees. Too many gators down there so, they waited till sun up to get down.Dang! This sure beats reading contracts and project data! Better than a chapter book. Keep it comin'! By the way, where did your buddy end up when he jumped?
#9
Posted 11 January 2005 - 07:00 PM
"Love is blind but lust likes lacy panties" -- SanDiegoCarol
"If you're gonna be dumb, you'd better be tough." -- Phillip Manor
"If I know the answer I'll tell you the answer, and if I don't I'll just respond cleverly." -- Donald Rumsfeld
#10
Posted 20 January 2005 - 06:46 PM
#11
Posted 20 January 2005 - 09:52 PM
Thank you for your spirit and determination to keep our country and our world free. - kamala aka wreck wench!
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#12
Posted 30 January 2005 - 08:12 PM
#13
Posted 31 January 2005 - 06:36 PM
Well I'm glad that your reception has been good here! You are great! Thanks for being part of our site! KamalaWhy thank you. I could say that the reception here is quite well taken compared to being in Cleveland. People here do not repect the military for what we do or what we provide. I sometimes wonder what would happen if we all just walked away from it all.
Contact me directly at Kamala@SingleDivers.com for your private or group travel needs or 864-557-6079 AND don't miss SD's 2018-2021 Trips! ....here! Most are once in a lifetime opportunities...don't miss the chance to go!!
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Click here TO PAY for Merchandise, Membership, or Travel
"Imitation is the sincerest flattery." - Gandhi
"Imitation is proof that originality is rare." - ScubaHawk
SingleDivers.com...often imitated...never duplicated!
Kamala Shadduck c/o SingleDivers.com LLC
2234 North Federal Hwy, #1010 Boca Raton, FL 33431
formerly...
710 Dive Buddy Lane; Salem, SC 29676
864-557-6079 tel/celfone/office or tollfree fax 888-480-0906
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Posted 31 January 2005 - 06:40 PM
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Posted 08 February 2005 - 12:46 AM
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