John Kerry is out jogging one morning and notices Little Hannah on the corner
with a box. Curious, he runs over to Little Hannah and says, "What's in
the box, kid?" . Little Hannah says, "Kittens, they're brand new
kittens." . John Kerry laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"
. "Democrats," says Little Hannah. . "Oh that's cute," he says and goes
on his way. . A few days later, John Kerry is running with his buddy Ted
Kennedy and he spies Little Hannah with her box just ahead. John Kerry
says to Ted, "You gotta check this out," and they both jog over to
Little Hannah. . John Kerry says, "Look in the box, Teddy, isn't that
cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey, kid, tell my friend Teddy what
kind of kittens they are." Little Hannah replies, "They're Republicans."
. "Whoa!" John Kerry says, "I came by here the other day and you said
they were Democrats. What's up?" . "Well," Little Hannah explains,
"their eyes are open now
Mike
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Bubble2Bubble
, Apr 14 2004 08:02 AM
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Posted 14 April 2004 - 08:14 AM
Mike,
The earliest reference to that joke I've seen was in its Federalist/Democratic-Republican incarnation. It is literally at least 200 years old. It's still a classic, thanks for sharing.
Walter
The earliest reference to that joke I've seen was in its Federalist/Democratic-Republican incarnation. It is literally at least 200 years old. It's still a classic, thanks for sharing.
Walter
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