A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things:
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.
3 - I'm a 6-foot tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Valentines Day Blonde Joke
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zendiver
, Feb 14 2005 08:02 AM
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Posted 14 February 2005 - 08:02 AM
[color=blue]Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body;
But rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--"WOW--What a ride!"
But rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--"WOW--What a ride!"
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Posted 14 February 2005 - 09:38 AM
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Posted 14 February 2005 - 09:47 AM
I just love these..... Thanks 
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Posted 14 February 2005 - 09:54 AM
Yeah so do I!I just love these..... Thanks
but does someone wanna explain them to me?
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Posted 14 February 2005 - 09:56 AM
but does someone wanna explain them to me?
I don't think we have enough time, darlin'.
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