Posted 04 July 2005 - 09:34 AM
This Return of the Jedi quote comes to mind pretty often,
Han: "How are we doing?"
Luke: "The same as always."
Han: "That bad, huh?"
Then there's When Harry Met Sally, which is pretty much one long quotable, but here a few selections:
Jess: "Baby talk"? That's not a saying.
Harry: Oh, but "baby fish mouth" is sweeping the nation?
Harry: You take someone to the airport, its clearly the beginning of the relationship. That's why I have never taken anyone to the airport at the beginning of a relationship.
Sally: Why?
Harry: Because eventually things move on and you don't take someone to the airport and I never wanted anyone to say to me, "How come you never take me to the airport anymore?"
Sally: Its amazing. You look like a normal person but actually you are the angel of death.
Harry: There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance.
Sally: Which one am I?
Harry: You're the worst kind. You're high maintenance but you think you're low maintenance.
Harry: The fact that you're not answering leads me to believe that (a) You're not home, (b) You're home but you don't want to talk to me, or © You're home, desperately want to talk to me, but you're trapped under something heavy. If it's either (a) or ©, please give me a call.
Harry: Right. So I go to the door, and there were moving men there. Now I start to get suspicious. I say, "Helen when did you call these movers?", and she doesn't say anything. So I asked the movers, "When did this woman book you for this gig?". And they're just standing there. Three huge guys, one of them was wearing a T-shirt that says, "Don't f*** with Mr. Zero." So I said, "Helen, when did you make this arrangement?". She says, "A week ago.". I said, "You've known for a week and you didn't tell me?". And she says, "I didn't want to ruin your birthday."
Jess: You're saying Mr. Zero knew you were getting a divorce a week before you did?
Harry: Mr. Zero knew.
... not to mention the whole "men and woman can't be friends" discussion, in several parts ...
Finally, from Labryinth,
Sarah: That's not fair!
Jareth: You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is?