My wetsuit is not shrinking.......and same for my belt and my pants.
I vow never to look at a four-hour boat ride across five-foot swells as an excuse to eat cold pizza and a coke as a pre-dive breakfast.
Puffer fish bite back.
My theory of "beer helps off-gassing" after every day of diving isn't working out.
I should go down at least twice a week, every week. I'll also try to squeeze in some diving too!
Never pee in a dry suit, even if you are cold.
Don't dive naked, it confuses the eels and angler fish, there's fire coral down there and it requires constant effort to keep your gear from dangling.
Horny dolphins are not your friend, but they are rather friendly.
Puking through a reg isn't nearly as disgusting as the first inhale afterwards.
Edited by RichardB, 10 May 2005 - 09:34 AM.
