MENOPAUSE JEWELRY
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the
other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns a beautiful blue-green.
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
MENOPAUSE JEWELRY
Started by
Narwhal
, May 20 2005 07:05 AM
9 replies to this topic
#1
Narwhal
-
- Charter Member
-
- 411 posts
Director of Training
- Location:Longview, TX
- Gender:Male
- Cert Level:Instructor
- Logged Dives:1500+
Posted 20 May 2005 - 07:05 AM
"It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself."
Thomas Jefferson
"There is nothing more terrifying than ignorance in action."
Goethe
"Democracy is two wolves and a sheep, voting on what to eat for dinner; Liberty is a well-armed sheep contesting the vote."
Thomas Jefferson
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
H.L. Mencken:
Thomas Jefferson
"There is nothing more terrifying than ignorance in action."
Goethe
"Democracy is two wolves and a sheep, voting on what to eat for dinner; Liberty is a well-armed sheep contesting the vote."
Thomas Jefferson
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
H.L. Mencken:
#2
Cold_H2O
-
- Member
-
- 2,498 posts
I spend too much time on line
- Location:PNW gal living in Texas ~ Its weird
- Gender:Female
- Logged Dives:lost count but back to keeping a log.
Posted 20 May 2005 - 07:06 AM
. They just keep getting better.. Thanks
Well Behave Women Rarely Make History ~ Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
Formerly known as gis_gal and name tattoo'd for a small bribe!
Formerly known as gis_gal and name tattoo'd for a small bribe!
#3
finGrabber
-
- Member
-
- 5,276 posts
I need to get a life
- Location:dfw
- Gender:Female
- Board Status:thinkin' about diving
- Cert Level:DM; TDI Adv Nitrox and Deco Procedures
- Logged Dives:1200 ish
Posted 20 May 2005 - 07:10 AM
#4
Dejah
-
- Member
-
- 2,218 posts
I spend too much time on line
- Location:Texas
- Gender:Female
- Cert Level:OW
- Logged Dives:14
Posted 20 May 2005 - 07:11 AM
That was good!
#5
steelemagnolia6
-
- Member
-
- 1,265 posts
I spend too much time on line
- Location:Tennessee but my heart belongs to the Lone Star State!
- Gender:Female
- Cert Level:Advanced, NITROX, Getting Ready to go tech
- Logged Dives:Not enough, never enough!!
Posted 20 May 2005 - 08:23 AM
LOl.. that was great!!!
Kay
Life is a matter of luck, and the odds in favor of success are in no way enhanced by extreme caution... Erich Topp WW II U Boat Commander
Life is a matter of luck, and the odds in favor of success are in no way enhanced by extreme caution... Erich Topp WW II U Boat Commander
#6
WreckWench
-
- Owner
-
- 53,633 posts
Founder? I didn't know we lost her!
- Location:FL SC & Dallas, TX
- Gender:Female
- Cert Level:DM & Technical certs
- Logged Dives:5000+
Posted 20 May 2005 - 08:58 AM
I hear diamonds work for mood swings regardless of the woman's age...suggestion...get some sooner vs. later!
Contact me directly at Kamala@SingleDivers.com for your private or group travel needs or 864-557-6079 AND don't miss SD's 2018-2021 Trips! ....here! Most are once in a lifetime opportunities...don't miss the chance to go!!
SD LEGACY/OLD/MANUAL Forms & Documents.... here !
Click here TO PAY for Merchandise, Membership, or Travel
"Imitation is the sincerest flattery." - Gandhi
"Imitation is proof that originality is rare." - ScubaHawk
SingleDivers.com...often imitated...never duplicated!
Kamala Shadduck c/o SingleDivers.com LLC
2234 North Federal Hwy, #1010 Boca Raton, FL 33431
formerly...
710 Dive Buddy Lane; Salem, SC 29676
864-557-6079 tel/celfone/office or tollfree fax 888-480-0906
#7
slider2268
-
- Member
-
- 40 posts
Getting started
- Location:Cookeville, TN
- Gender:Male
- Cert Level:AOW, Nitrox
- Logged Dives:70
Posted 20 May 2005 - 06:50 PM
Diamonds, render her speechless....
why don't they just come out and say it...
Diamonds, that'll shut her up...for awhile anyway
why don't they just come out and say it...
Diamonds, that'll shut her up...for awhile anyway
Edited by slider2268, 20 May 2005 - 07:01 PM.
#8
WreckWench
-
- Owner
-
- 53,633 posts
Founder? I didn't know we lost her!
- Location:FL SC & Dallas, TX
- Gender:Female
- Cert Level:DM & Technical certs
- Logged Dives:5000+
Posted 20 May 2005 - 06:56 PM
Well not completely...most women I know make all sorts of cooing noises and assorted other unintelliable sounds when given diamonds!!!Diamonds, render her speechless....
why don't they just come out and say it...
Diamonds, that'll shut her up...for awhyile anyway
Contact me directly at Kamala@SingleDivers.com for your private or group travel needs or 864-557-6079 AND don't miss SD's 2018-2021 Trips! ....here! Most are once in a lifetime opportunities...don't miss the chance to go!!
SD LEGACY/OLD/MANUAL Forms & Documents.... here !
Click here TO PAY for Merchandise, Membership, or Travel
"Imitation is the sincerest flattery." - Gandhi
"Imitation is proof that originality is rare." - ScubaHawk
SingleDivers.com...often imitated...never duplicated!
Kamala Shadduck c/o SingleDivers.com LLC
2234 North Federal Hwy, #1010 Boca Raton, FL 33431
formerly...
710 Dive Buddy Lane; Salem, SC 29676
864-557-6079 tel/celfone/office or tollfree fax 888-480-0906
#9
chinacat46
-
- Member
-
- 3,147 posts
I spend too much time on line
- Location:Lafayette, CO
- Gender:Male
- Cert Level:OWSI
- Logged Dives:1527(8 in fresh water)
Posted 20 May 2005 - 06:57 PM
So you give woman diamonds regularly?Well not completely...most women I know make all sorts of cooing noises and assorted other unintelliable sounds when given diamonds!!!Diamonds, render her speechless....
why don't they just come out and say it...
Diamonds, that'll shut her up...for awhyile anyway
#10
scuba1231
-
- Banned
-
- 87 posts
On a roll now.....
- Gender:Male
Posted 20 May 2005 - 10:19 PM
Funny thing about diamonds, they really aren't all that rare, just very tightly controlled market by just a few companies. It's too bad that there are women that think that the quality of a man's affection is correlated with the size of the rock.Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
0 user(s) are reading this topic
0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users
