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Started by annasea , Jun 08 2005 11:23 AM

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#1 annasea

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Posted 08 June 2005 - 11:23 AM

Move over, Emoticons! :birthday:

The Assicons have arrived . . . :hiya:

(_!_) --- A Regular Ass

(___!___) --- A Fat Ass

(!) --- A Tight Ass

(_*_) --- A Sore Ass

{_!_} --- A Swishy Ass

(_o_) --- An Ass That's Been Around

(_x_) --- Kiss My Ass

(_X_) --- Leave My Ass Alone

(_zzz_) --- A Tired Ass

(_E=mc2_) --- A Smart Ass

(_$_) --- Money Coming Out of His/Her Ass

(_?_) --- Dumb Ass

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#2 jextract

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Posted 08 June 2005 - 11:26 AM

This is your ass on drugs:
(__.__)

This is your ass after being sent to prison for selling drugs:
(__O__)

"Because I accept the definition, does not mean I accept the defined." -- ScubaHawk
"Love is blind but lust likes lacy panties" -- SanDiegoCarol
"If you're gonna be dumb, you'd better be tough." -- Phillip Manor
"If I know the answer I'll tell you the answer, and if I don't I'll just respond cleverly." -- Donald Rumsfeld

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#3 Guest_Sea Urchin_*

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Posted 08 June 2005 - 11:28 AM

Ya'll are just too witty. Can't think of a comeback for this right now.

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#4 Neptuner

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Logged Dives:300+ and counting!

Posted 08 June 2005 - 11:33 AM

You know Sea Urchin, I'm with you, no matter how hard I try to punch holes in their a$$ jokes, I just can't. And they so cleverly complement each other's efforts, in some ways it's as if the two halves join together to make a$$ wholes. :birthday:

TheScubaCowboy
Buy the special SingleDivers.com version of my SCUBA MUSIC CD "Just A Scuba Cowboy" here for only $15 with savings on multiple copies... each one is personally autographed and it's the perfect gift for divers and non-divers alike!

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#5 chinacat46

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Posted 08 June 2005 - 11:35 AM

W & (_!_) - Tits & Ass

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#6 jextract

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Posted 08 June 2005 - 02:04 PM

You know Sea Urchin, I'm with you, no matter how hard I try to punch holes in their a$$ jokes, I just can't. And they so cleverly complement each other's efforts, in some ways it's as if the two halves join together to make a$$ wholes.

HEY! I'm not gonna sit here and be the butt of these jokes! Don't crack wise with me, buddy ... I won't take it sitting down! :welcome:

Edited by jextract, 08 June 2005 - 02:05 PM.

"Because I accept the definition, does not mean I accept the defined." -- ScubaHawk
"Love is blind but lust likes lacy panties" -- SanDiegoCarol
"If you're gonna be dumb, you'd better be tough." -- Phillip Manor
"If I know the answer I'll tell you the answer, and if I don't I'll just respond cleverly." -- Donald Rumsfeld

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#7 drdiver

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Posted 08 June 2005 - 02:09 PM

Ya'll are just crackin' me up!!!!

:welcome:

There are old divers and there are bold divers, but there ain't no old, bold divers.

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#8 Neptuner

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Posted 08 June 2005 - 02:23 PM

Alright Jex, I'm ROFLMAO now... you gotta stop... please!!! :welcome:

TheScubaCowboy
Buy the special SingleDivers.com version of my SCUBA MUSIC CD "Just A Scuba Cowboy" here for only $15 with savings on multiple copies... each one is personally autographed and it's the perfect gift for divers and non-divers alike!