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[nextariel]

A number of Primary Schools were doing a project on "The Sea." Kids were
asked to draw pictures, or write about their experiences. Teachers got
together to compare the results and assembled the consensus best
comments. The kids were all between 5 and 8 years old.

This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
(Kelly age 6)

Oysters balls are called pearls.
(James age 6)

If you are surrounded by sea, you are an island. If you don't have sea
all round you, you are in continent. (Wayne age 7)

I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of it's head. (Billy
age 8)

My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.
(Millie age 6)

I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How
do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)

I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always
screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big
sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age
6)

Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you
a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they
have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)

My mum has fish nets, but doesn't catch any fish.
(Laura age 5)

When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy
small. (Kevin age 6)

When me and Sarah went to the sea side in the summer holidays, we hid in
the sand dunes and watched my big sister doing it with her boy friend.
It was fun. (Lauren age 7)

A submarine goes under the water like a fish, but it has lots of seamen
inside. (Emma age 5)

When I grow up, I want to be captain of a big ship, and have lots of
sailors. (Valerie age 6)

Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go
down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)

On holiday my Mum went water ski-ing. She fell off when she was going
very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her
fanny. (Julie age 7.)

[Maria]

[drdiver]

I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How
do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)

Definitely a future marine gynecologist!!!!

[Terri]

Those are great!