FEMALE PRAYER
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> Before I lay me down to sleep,
> I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
> One who's handsome, smart and strong.
> One who loves to listen long,
> One who thinks before he speaks,
> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
> I pray he's gainfully employed,
> When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> Massages my back and begs to do more.
> Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
> Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
> I pray that this man will love me to no end,
> And always be my very best friend.
> Amen.
>
>
> MALE PRAYER
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> I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big tits
> who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
>
> This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s#$%&%
> Amen
Two prayers
Started by
Basslet
, Jul 01 2005 02:41 PM
2 replies to this topic
#1
Basslet
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Posted 01 July 2005 - 02:41 PM
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drdiver
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Posted 01 July 2005 - 02:46 PM
I've heard that one, but it's still a goodie!
There are old divers and there are bold divers, but there ain't no old, bold divers.
#3
intotheblue
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Posted 01 July 2005 - 04:18 PM
So... do YOU own a bass boat and a liquor store???FEMALE PRAYER
>
> Before I lay me down to sleep,
> I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
> One who's handsome, smart and strong.
> One who loves to listen long,
> One who thinks before he speaks,
> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
> I pray he's gainfully employed,
> When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> Massages my back and begs to do more.
> Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
> Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
> I pray that this man will love me to no end,
> And always be my very best friend.
> Amen.
>
>
> MALE PRAYER
>
> I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big tits
> who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
>
> This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s#$%&%
> Amen
You forgot "is a diver"...
"The most important thing is to never stop breathing"... ITB
Actually, the WORST day of diving is better than the BEST day at work...
and... my life is not measured by the number of breaths I take, but by the number of breaths I take UNDER WATER
"I see you are no stranger to pain." -- "I was married... TWICE!!!" HOT SHOTS, PART DEUX
Actually, the WORST day of diving is better than the BEST day at work...
and... my life is not measured by the number of breaths I take, but by the number of breaths I take UNDER WATER
"I see you are no stranger to pain." -- "I was married... TWICE!!!" HOT SHOTS, PART DEUX
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