Caves are better than women
#1
Posted 19 May 2007 - 01:48 AM
1) You can penetrate them without having to hold them afterward.
2) Caves don't care if you penetrate other caves.
3) Caves don't mind if you feed them a line.
4) You don't mind going down when there is flow.
5) Caves don't bug you to stop and ask directions if you are lost.
6) No one ever got venereal disease from a cave.
7) The more you get to know a cave the more you usually like it.
8) Caves are not usually shallow.
9) Unlike relationships getting out of a cave is usually swift and easy.
10) Caves are adorned with $2.50 pieces of plastic rather than $250 pieces of metal.
11) Time spent in a cave is worth it.
12) With a cave there is usually light at the end of the tunnel.
Trace
Technical Training Director
PDIC International
#2
Posted 19 May 2007 - 05:05 AM
Well known diver TraceMalin has suddenly disappeared. Police have 5286 female suspects....
Edited by blacklatexozdiver, 19 May 2007 - 05:08 AM.
SD's Aussie Connection.
#3
Posted 19 May 2007 - 05:50 AM
We don't know how old caves are so no birthdates to remember.
Hey Trace, has a cave ever thrown a can of Coke at you?
Oh, and caves don't complain when you bring a Coke to my dive buddy and don't offer one for the cave or didn't you know about that?
Edited by Latitude Adjustment, 19 May 2007 - 05:53 AM.
By all that is wet, I do hereby swear, (politely), and attest, upon pain of never diving again, (real or imagined), that I understand and affirm, that I agree to the above.
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Signed and Dated
#4
Posted 19 May 2007 - 07:28 AM
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Make that 5287 female suspects.......
#5
Posted 19 May 2007 - 07:50 AM
#6
Posted 19 May 2007 - 10:15 AM
1) The easy caves seem to draw the most divers.
2) Divers drawn to shallow caves get what they deserve - not much of a challenge.
3) Taking the time to discover parts of caves less traveled are usually the most rewarding.
4) Underestimating a cave can lead to serious trouble.
5) The hardest caves to find, get to, and often nondescript at the surface are typically the most surprisingly beautiful.
need I post more...
Once in a while, it is good to step back, take a breath, and remember to be humble. You'll never know it all - ScubaDadMiami. If you aren't afraid of dying, there is nothing you can't achieve - Lao-tzu. One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him - Chinese Proverb.
#7
Posted 19 May 2007 - 12:34 PM
Just so everyone is clear...I would like EVERYONE to forget my birthdate! Especially the year part...Caves usually aren't more trouble that they are worth!
We don't know how old caves are so no birthdates to remember.
Hey Trace, has a cave ever thrown a can of Coke at you?
Oh, and caves don't complain when you bring a Coke to my dive buddy and don't offer one for the cave or didn't you know about that?
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
Stopping by Woods - Robert. Frost
#8 Guest_Sea Urchin_*
Posted 19 May 2007 - 12:58 PM
more pleaseHaving just read this thread, thought I'd quickly add some of my own...
1) The easy caves seem to draw the most divers.
2) Divers drawn to shallow caves get what they deserve - not much of a challenge.
3) Taking the time to discover parts of caves less traveled are usually the most rewarding.
4) Underestimating a cave can lead to serious trouble.
5) The hardest caves to find, get to, and often nondescript at the surface are typically the most surprisingly beautiful.
need I post more...
#9
Posted 19 May 2007 - 02:34 PM
Having just read this thread, thought I'd quickly add some of my own...
1) The easy caves seem to draw the most divers.
2) Divers drawn to shallow caves get what they deserve - not much of a challenge.
3) Taking the time to discover parts of caves less traveled are usually the most rewarding.
4) Underestimating a cave can lead to serious trouble.
5) The hardest caves to find, get to, and often nondescript at the surface are typically the most surprisingly beautiful.
need I post more...
Excellent. Very clever too, and true.
#10
Posted 19 May 2007 - 02:37 PM
Having just read this thread, thought I'd quickly add some of my own...
1) The easy caves seem to draw the most divers.
2) Divers drawn to shallow caves get what they deserve - not much of a challenge.
3) Taking the time to discover parts of caves less traveled are usually the most rewarding.
4) Underestimating a cave can lead to serious trouble.
5) The hardest caves to find, get to, and often nondescript at the surface are typically the most surprisingly beautiful.
need I post more...
Excellent. Very clever too, and true.
#11
Posted 19 May 2007 - 03:31 PM
This can lead to an unrewarding experience for both the diver and his buddy.
Edited by nurseshark, 19 May 2007 - 04:49 PM.
#12
Posted 19 May 2007 - 07:35 PM
#13
Posted 19 May 2007 - 08:34 PM
DrBill - I think the right plan for you now is to start offering a DIR-F course (the F here standing for Female)Since I'm not really tech trained, I think I'll stick with women.
Edited by Capn Jack, 19 May 2007 - 08:35 PM.
Jacques Yves Cousteau
#14
Posted 19 May 2007 - 09:47 PM
DrBill - I think the right plan for you now is to start offering a DIR-F course (the F here standing for Female)Since I'm not really tech trained, I think I'll stick with women.
As someone who has developed training programs, I know the importance of making sure you follow the best and most correct procedures and academic knowledge. If you are to develop a "Doing It Right - Females" course, Bill, may I suggest researching the techniques used in Roman sacks and Viking invasions?
Good one, Jack.
~ Trace
Technical Training Director
PDIC International
#15
Posted 20 May 2007 - 12:25 PM
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