Oh, Oh I know you can flim squid during their mating season, call it "Octopu$$y, a Divers View" [IMG]
Finally, truly x-rated material...
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Posted 29 July 2004 - 11:08 AM
"The battle of the sexes cannot be won; there is too much fraternization with the enemy" - Henry Kissinger
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Posted 29 July 2004 - 01:15 PM
I can't believe it... five minutes after ordering an $80 power supply on-line for my "dead" video computer, I try booting it up and it's working! Probably a good idea to replace it anyway.
Now that I have access to the files on that computer, I can offer what you were all waiting for... the smut! For a 130KB collage of 20 mating sheep crabs, CLICK HERE!. I'm getting turned on just looking at this stuff. Of course this is just a promotional teaser... if you want the full 10-minute video, just send $100 in unmarked bills to me and I'll mail it in a plain brown paper wrapper!
I'll be writing a "Dive Dry with Dr. Bill" column on the encounter in a few weeks. I already have new columns on abalone poaching and leopard sharks ready to go. You might check out this week's column "Carnage at the Casino" about kelp bass and a bird tearing into a trapped school of jack mackerel. No sex, but lots of violence (so it gets a PG rating).
Dr. Bill
Now that I have access to the files on that computer, I can offer what you were all waiting for... the smut! For a 130KB collage of 20 mating sheep crabs, CLICK HERE!. I'm getting turned on just looking at this stuff. Of course this is just a promotional teaser... if you want the full 10-minute video, just send $100 in unmarked bills to me and I'll mail it in a plain brown paper wrapper!
I'll be writing a "Dive Dry with Dr. Bill" column on the encounter in a few weeks. I already have new columns on abalone poaching and leopard sharks ready to go. You might check out this week's column "Carnage at the Casino" about kelp bass and a bird tearing into a trapped school of jack mackerel. No sex, but lots of violence (so it gets a PG rating).
Dr. Bill
Edited by drbill, 29 July 2004 - 01:17 PM.
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Posted 29 July 2004 - 01:21 PM
Cool stuff, Doc!
Liked your column, too.
Rhonda
Liked your column, too.
Rhonda
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Posted 29 July 2004 - 02:52 PM
you know, bill....i remember back when the site opened what a sweet, unassuming bio-geek you were.
now you're as bad as the rest of us!!!!
WOW!
pix looked like 'all you can eat' night at RED LOBSTER!!!!!
now you're as bad as the rest of us!!!!
WOW!
pix looked like 'all you can eat' night at RED LOBSTER!!!!!
Edited by triggerfish, 29 July 2004 - 02:53 PM.
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Posted 29 July 2004 - 03:21 PM
Wow ... good thing you didn't "cast aside the evil ways of the economic system", eh?I can't believe it... five minutes after ordering an $80 power supply on-line for my "dead" video computer...
Great pics!!
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Posted 29 July 2004 - 03:31 PM
Yep...always easier to live the simple life with a few of the aforementioned amenities...personally I'm glad he retained his 'power supply'...aside from the great shots...a man without a 'power supply' is indeed a lost man!Wow ... good thing you didn't "cast aside the evil ways of the economic system", eh?I can't believe it... five minutes after ordering an $80 power supply on-line for my "dead" video computer...
Great pics!!
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Posted 29 July 2004 - 06:21 PM
Jextract- as you recognized, one who depends on his camera equipment and video editing computer can't complete eschew (Gesundheit!) the products of the economic system. I used to mention this to my high school and college students who wanted to be "strict" environmentalists yet also wanted their stereo systems, cameras, cars, etc.
However, I have lived the simple life myself for months on end and truly enjoyed not having to touch a computer keyboard!
And WW, I will heed your PM shortly (no, board members, she was not disciplining me for my "in your face" sexual content).
TF- I never was a sweet, unassuming bio-geek... just more subtle in the early days. I guess I had you fooled!
Doc
However, I have lived the simple life myself for months on end and truly enjoyed not having to touch a computer keyboard!
And WW, I will heed your PM shortly (no, board members, she was not disciplining me for my "in your face" sexual content).
TF- I never was a sweet, unassuming bio-geek... just more subtle in the early days. I guess I had you fooled!
Doc
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Posted 29 July 2004 - 06:29 PM
oh, doc, please don't tee up those easy ones!!!!my "in your face" sexual content).
you KNOW how difficult it is for me to let 'em slide!!!!
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Posted 29 July 2004 - 09:13 PM
Now if we could just figure out when he was joking and when he was serious all would be well. Oh yeah I know he posted it must be a joke. 
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Posted 29 July 2004 - 09:59 PM
Just showed my house mate Iris (a non-diver who rents a room from me) the trimmed but not edited sheep crab mating footage. She was amazed at how human they looked. Must admit, even the trimmed footage was pretty good. I'll probably edit it down to about 5 minutes of final footage though. As another female friend said, I don't know many men who last longer than that anyway.
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Posted 30 July 2004 - 03:51 AM
i think i like your friends!!!
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Posted 30 July 2004 - 05:55 AM
I have a question, After they were done, did they cuddle and talk, or did the Male crab roll over and fall asleep????
Which end is up?
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Posted 30 July 2004 - 07:25 AM
I have a question, After they were done, did they cuddle and talk, or did the Male crab roll over and fall asleep????
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Posted 30 July 2004 - 07:56 AM
ddierolf- Following copulation the male held her gently (a function of his being exhausted rather than sensitive IMHO), then she worked her way out of his arms (er, legs) and ran off. My housemate was just amazed at how "human-like" the encounter appeared.
I do enjoy it when I get interesting behavior on "film." As I've said, the two primary functions of any species are munching and mating. I also enjoy getting good feeding behavior recorded, but not quite as much as hot sex!
Time to get that housing sealed and dive!!!
Doc
I do enjoy it when I get interesting behavior on "film." As I've said, the two primary functions of any species are munching and mating. I also enjoy getting good feeding behavior recorded, but not quite as much as hot sex!
Time to get that housing sealed and dive!!!
Doc
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Posted 30 July 2004 - 10:32 AM
DRBILL I did get a chance to feed rays once, It was an experience that was facinating. It didn't take long after introducing the food that there was a swarm of them around me.
Which end is up?
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