And what on this blue earth would I as a solo diver need a seven-foot hose for?
...and I have actually adopted a couple of ideas from the DIR book - but only after trying it out and determining that it makes sense for me.
Believe it or not, I find the 7ft hose wraps more cleanly around my body than anything else. Even less of an entanglement hazard than the former 5ft hose I used. I'm also a bigger guy than most, so the 5ft hose might make more sense for someone with less girth.
As to borrowing ideas from DIR or other systems, I think you've hit on the major point of DIR. And that is to actually THINK about what you are doing, and make conscious choices that work best for you. That is a VERY DIR concept.
The DIR system of unified team encompasses far more than a good buddy. And in your case, I think some of the other pieces might be of great benefit. In ocean diving, the captain becomes an integral part of that unified team. Someone who knows your plan, where you are going, how long you should be down there, and when to come looking if you don't surface. It extends to families who should expect calls from you when you return safely from your dive. It could extend to the local chamber if you are going to be doing some more difficult dives. DAN might well be a part of your unified team in some cases. For those of us doing some more technical dives, the local law enforcement office, as well as our surface support become part of that unified team.
So even as a solo diver, you are not an island out there man. I have a few friends who solo. Fortunately, most are quite experienced, and have spent adequate time preparing themselves for what they are doing. If you choose to dive that way, who am I or anyone else to tell you what to do? All I ask is that you please try to do it as safely as you can.
Fair enough?
"THINK about what you are doing". That's fair advice. Now all you have to do is convince the DIR zealots to follow it!
Seriously that bit of advice is right out of the book, and is the one thing in the book that none of the zealots are doing. If you think about something and come to a conclusion different than DIR then you get an argument, or worse, in return.
It's time for the DIR crowd to recognize that other divers do give some thought to their gear. Granted there are plenty of divers who just buy whatever their LDS recommends, but those folks are not reading this thread. Mountainminnow thought about what he was doing when he came up with his octo configuration that got us going here. I don't agree with it, but he didn't come up with that configuration without giving it some thought. I also suspect he'll think about it again, and change it based on what he learns either from others or from experience in the water.
The advice to "think" carries the assumption that the other side of the conversation isn't thinking. I "think" the DIR crowd should "think" about how smart it is to tell the rest of us to "think". (Pun intended.)