Are ya havin' a Bad Day????
Well, then, consider this..............................
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died
in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m.,
regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors
and some even thought it had something to do with the
supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred
around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was
assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m.,
all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward
to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all
about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy
objects to ward off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time
Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support
system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
Still having a bad day????
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon
Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $ 80,000.00. At a special
ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being
released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from
onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate
them both.
Still think you are having a bad day????
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire
running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to
jolt him away from the deadly current,she whacked him with a
handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to
that moment,he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
STILL think you're having a bad day????
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a
letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on
it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to
bits!
There now, feeling better????
