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news of the weird, sd style....

Started by triggerfish , Aug 07 2004 08:50 AM

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#1 triggerfish

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Posted 07 August 2004 - 08:50 AM

ok, how's this for weird....even in OUR books....

a guy in the netherlands was caught licking the toes of women on beaches, in parks, etc. no, he didn't know them.

so the dutch made un-solicited toe licking illegal.


hmmmm....maybe an appropriate punishment would be to sentence the guy to lick the toes of the dutch soccer team....AFTER a game!!Posted Image



http://www.cnn.com/2...reut/index.html

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Posted 07 August 2004 - 09:01 AM

hey admins......

maybe that's what we could have...a "news of the weird" forum. then julio could have the anchor position, and we could all be roving (get it? ROV-ing??) reporters!

we could call it something else, tho, since 'news of the weird' is actually a column.

like:

news you can't use

the daily bubble

ocean oddities

SD snippets
or simply...hmmm...ain't that somethin'?

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Posted 07 August 2004 - 09:14 AM

You crack me up girl...but out of humor surfaces useable gems!

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Posted 07 August 2004 - 09:34 AM

hey Kamala...i'm not kidding 'bout the news forum....

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Posted 07 August 2004 - 05:24 PM

RABAT (Reuters) - A 70-year-old Moroccan cut off his penis in protest at his wife's long refusal to have sex with him, hospital sources say.

The unidentified man severed his organ on Monday in the southern town of Ait Ourir and was taken to a hospital in the nearby city of Marrakesh for treatment.

"He didn't bring his penis with him. He has left the hospital well, but without his penis," a doctor from the Ibn Toufail hospital told Reuters on Saturday.


Ok Triggerfish, top this one!!!
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Posted 07 August 2004 - 06:01 PM

OUCH!!!

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Posted 07 August 2004 - 10:01 PM

Ok Triggerfish, top this one!!!
Jim

well, i think i'll go with a nice hot caramel sauce, maybe a little whipped cream......

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Posted 08 August 2004 - 04:25 AM



Ok Triggerfish, top this one!!!
Jim

well, i think i'll go with a nice hot caramel sauce, maybe a little whipped cream......

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I hope you weren't planning to use well um...a certain stick for stirring???? :lmao:

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Posted 08 August 2004 - 06:57 AM

Too funny....I think both stories need to go under the heading of "marriage counseling"...what to do and what not to do. Well..maybe should stick to the feet of the people that you know...huh..?

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Posted 08 August 2004 - 09:47 AM

It's sad to say, but the soccer team punishment would most likely not be punishment for him.

As for the "cut of penis" sundae, isn't that a bit of necrophelia, (or "stopping off for a cold one") as it is sometimes referred!
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Posted 09 August 2004 - 12:51 PM

OK ... I was mad at my ex-wife quite a few times, but NEVER ONCE did I wake up and think, "You know what'll really show her? Get me the Ginsu!"
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Posted 09 August 2004 - 12:56 PM

Hmmm, seems counter-intuitive to cut off one's own penis in protest to a wife that is refusing to have sex... I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that I don't think she is feeling too punished right now! :welcome:

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Posted 09 August 2004 - 01:12 PM

I'd say "relieved" is probably a better descriptor!

So if he goes home and uses it to threaten her can he be arrested for Assault with a Dead Weapon?

Edited by jextract, 09 August 2004 - 01:14 PM.

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Posted 09 August 2004 - 01:13 PM

I'd say "relieved" is probably a better discriptor!

So if he goes home and uses it to threaten her can he be arrested for Assault with a Dead Weapon?

ooooouuuuucccchhhhh - please tell me you have been drinking today to come up with than one...
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Posted 09 August 2004 - 01:17 PM

Nope ... sober as a Baptist preacher. OK, maybe that's a bad simile.
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