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[Victoria]

Presto! The flooding has cleared.... unfortunately the mud and giant rocks remain in the roadway. (Try flying.)

I wish I could nuke a bowl of oatmeal just ONCE without creating a grammar school volcano show 'n' tell.

Granted! Only now you get to stand at the stove!

I wish Spring were here.....this snow is gettin' tiresome!

Edited by Victoria, 07 January 2009 - 09:09 PM.

[Landlocked Dive Nut]

I wish Spring were here.....this snow is gettin' tiresome!

Granted! Now your allergies are going full steam......

And for Simon, who got skipped due to posting simultaneously....your apple pie is Granted! But you have no utensils and your hands are full, and we get to watch you eat it imaginatively......

I wish my body looked and behaved like it was 25 again!

[Victoria]

I wish my body looked and behaved like it was 25 again!

Prang!! Your wish has been granted! Unfortunately you're watching it in an out-of-body experience..................

I almost forgot...

I wish I had one million US dollars, in genuine currency, in $100 bills, in a duffel I could take with me anywhere, without complication from the IRS or TSA or any other governmental entity, the supply of which would never diminish as I spend it, but would regenerate every morning! ...have fun with that one!

Edited by Victoria, 07 January 2009 - 09:56 PM.

[Landlocked Dive Nut]

I wish I had one million US dollars, in genuine currency, in $100 bills, in a duffel I could take with me anywhere, without complication from the IRS or TSA or any other governmental entity, the supply of which would never diminish as I spend it, but would regenerate every morning! ...have fun with that one!

You asked for it, you got it! But, you KNOW nobody accepts any bill larger than a $20......

I wish I lived closer to the warm Caribbean waters.....

[Victoria]

I wish I lived closer to the warm Caribbean waters.....

Granted!! You now live in a beautiful, spacious home right on the water in St. Thomas............... unfortunately, you've contracted a rare tropical disease which requires living in a hermetically sealed bubble................

I forgot to add my wish.... ...again...

I wish that I were diving, right now, in warm, clear, tropical waters, surrounded by pretty little fishes!

Edited by Victoria, 08 January 2009 - 09:27 AM.

[WreckWench]

The creativity on this site is amazing!

Thank you all for the great laughs!

[Jake Blues]

I wish I lived closer to the warm Caribbean waters.....

Granted!! You now live in a beautiful, spacious home right on the water in St. Thomas............... unfortunately, you've contracted a rare tropical disease which requires living in a hermetically sealed bubble................

I forgot to add my wish.... ...again...

I wish that I were diving, right now, in warm, clear, tropical waters, surrounded by pretty little fishes!

Granted.... poof you now have a magic black PADI instructor card and there are 4 evil cruise ship passengers on a Discover Scuba Dive "with" you... start chasing them before they scatter in all directions. No you can't look at the pretty fishes now 'cuz your charges are scattering to all points of the compass

I wish I knew were my life was headed ...... sigh....

[Victoria]

I wish I knew were my life was headed ...... sigh....

Prang! You've just been endowed with the gift of seeing where your life is headed! You've got a permanent Head's Up Display with both compass headings and GPS! Now you'll ALWAYS know where you're headed!!!

I wish I could read music, and play any instrument perfectly.

[Hipshot]

I wish I knew were my life was headed ...... sigh....

Prang! You've just been endowed with the gift of seeing where your life is headed! You've got a permanent Head's Up Display with both compass headings and GPS! Now you'll ALWAYS know where you're headed!!!

I wish I could read music, and play any instrument perfectly.

Granted...but the only instrument to which you have access is a kazoo.

I wish the folks who cut me off when I'm driving could hear what I'm saying about them.

Rick

[shadragon]

I wish the folks who cut me off when I'm driving could hear what I'm saying about them.

Granted, but those Arkansas State Troopers in the unmarked police car have rubber gloves and cavity search warrants...

I wish Paris Hilton would never be seen or heard from again...

[Victoria]

I wish Paris Hilton would never be seen or heard from again...

Granted! Paris Hilton will never be seen or heard from again...except by you. You and the chickie in question are now marooned on a small tropical island..............



I wish I were 4" taller.

Edited by Victoria, 08 January 2009 - 09:44 PM.

[WreckWench]

I wish I were 4" taller.[/color][/size][/b][/font]

GRANTED!! But your feet are also 4 in longer so now none of your clothes NOR shoes fit anymore!



I wish I knew the perfect wish the devil could not corrupt...

[Landlocked Dive Nut]

I wish I knew the perfect wish the devil could not corrupt...

Granted! The devil is outta here, but now Murphy's Law kicks in, and everything gets really screwed up!

I wish a healthy dinner would cook itself every day.....

[Victoria]

GRANTED!!!! You now have a LIFETIME SUPPLY of self-heating MRE's!!! You won't have to cook ever again!!

I wish it weren't 25 degrees and snowing hard, here in Dreary Erie, right now.

[Jake Blues]

I wish it weren't 25 degrees and snowing hard, here in Dreary Erie, right now.

granted... it's now MINUS 25 and too cold to snow


i wish customs would release my new set of regulators before tomorrows charter departure