You KNOW you're a dive junkie when.....
#1
Posted 03 June 2009 - 10:39 PM
~ You have a large luggage with all scuba gear and still use HALF of your clothes luggage for gear.
~ You want to go to the dive shop to buy yourself a birthday present and ... see above problem.
~ You are considering driving your own car to Mexico because your dive bags don't fit in your sisters car and you don't want to put it on the trailer.
~ you consider buying a seat on the airplane for your dive gear.
~ you are trying to get an advanced open water cert that you don't really need and can't afford right now.
~ You won't consider any vacation that doesn't have open water involved.
Feel free to add on!
~ D (dive junkie)
#2
Posted 04 June 2009 - 06:52 AM
You know you're a dive junkie when....
~ You have a large luggage with all scuba gear and still use HALF of your clothes luggage for gear.
~ You want to go to the dive shop to buy yourself a birthday present and ... see above problem.
~ You are considering driving your own car to Mexico because your dive bags don't fit in your sisters car and you don't want to put it on the trailer.
~ you consider buying a seat on the airplane for your dive gear.
~ you are trying to get an advanced open water cert that you don't really need and can't afford right now.
~ You won't consider any vacation that doesn't have open water involved.
Feel free to add on!
~ D (dive junkie)
~ You drive four hours each way to make a holiday dive trip. (Man, that was a looong...but fun!...day.)
#3
Posted 05 June 2009 - 11:24 AM
You know you're a dive junkie when....
Here's a few from experience...
~ You take more photos of underwater fish, than you do of the scenery, sunsets, and people
~ When you have more interest in the Scuba magazines than any other magazines
~ When you are on your honeymoon, and all you want to do is eat, sleep, and SCUBA DIVE!!! (You can do the other stuff later)
~ When you come to the quick conclusion that diving is SNOT a pretty sport, and you don't care about being glamorous anymore
~ When you've just thrown up on the boat due to rough water, everyone is concerned about you, and all you can think about is going back into the ocean for another dive.
~ When you feel like a cowboy/girl, yelling out "YEEE HAW!!!!" in the water, while being bucked from the boat ladder in rough waters, and ready to do it again, despite having HUGE bruises on your legs.
~ When you aren't an organized person, but your dive log is FULL of details, you're dive gear is always ready for use, etc.
~ When your fitness trainer is trying to teach you to breathe in with your nose and exhale with your mouth, and you're struggling with that because you seem to want to use your mouth
~ When you know the location of a variety of countries and islands that most people have never heard of.
~ When the local dive shop recognizes you ---on the telephone!
Edited by scubajunkie6, 05 June 2009 - 11:36 AM.
#4
Posted 05 June 2009 - 11:30 AM
~ When your fitness trainer is trying to teach you to breathe in with your nose and exhale with your mouth, and you're struggling with that because you seem to do only want to use your mouth
Good one!
Actually ALL of them submitted so far are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo very true!
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#5
Posted 05 June 2009 - 11:31 AM
Contact me directly at Kamala@SingleDivers.com for your private or group travel needs or 864-557-6079 AND don't miss SD's 2018-2021 Trips! ....here! Most are once in a lifetime opportunities...don't miss the chance to go!!
SD LEGACY/OLD/MANUAL Forms & Documents.... here !
Click here TO PAY for Merchandise, Membership, or Travel
"Imitation is the sincerest flattery." - Gandhi
"Imitation is proof that originality is rare." - ScubaHawk
SingleDivers.com...often imitated...never duplicated!
Kamala Shadduck c/o SingleDivers.com LLC
2234 North Federal Hwy, #1010 Boca Raton, FL 33431
formerly...
710 Dive Buddy Lane; Salem, SC 29676
864-557-6079 tel/celfone/office or tollfree fax 888-480-0906
#6
Posted 05 June 2009 - 02:34 PM
Only 145 days till Cozumel!
#7
Posted 05 June 2009 - 02:48 PM
#8
Posted 05 June 2009 - 03:33 PM
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Just pee on it and walk away.
#9
Posted 05 June 2009 - 04:15 PM
A Novus Dies Has Adveho.... Occupo Dies
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Traveling the World, Diving, and Photography, on my days off from saving lives as a Paramedic
#10
Posted 05 June 2009 - 07:55 PM
......Every single vacation day you get is spent on a dive trip.....
.....You're able to convince a friend to get certified so you have somebody local to talk diving with......
.....You plan vacations 2+ years out so you can take that hard-to-reach trip with a group of friends.....
.....You can't wait for the next member to join SD so you can welcome them into the fold!!!!
Ain't diving great????
#11
Posted 05 June 2009 - 10:03 PM
~ Your friends and coworkers are saying "you are going on vacation to dive AGAIN? I thought you were going to landscape your yard"
~ I have my camera ready to take even MORE pictures of fish.
~ You can tell people what the island looks like UNDERWATER but can't remember much about topside.
#12
Posted 06 June 2009 - 10:40 AM
Jacques Yves Cousteau
#13
Posted 06 June 2009 - 10:58 AM
....or diving class- You measure all of your spending in terms of your next underwater toy or trip
#14
Posted 06 June 2009 - 11:12 AM
The hotter, the muggier, the humider, the more still the hot air, the hotter the sun, the more you are sunburned, the more you crave your second favorite physical activity !
Wait a minute!!! You mean that diving is only second!!!
You know you're a dive junkie when...You measure the success of a vacation by how many times you, compressed air, and water were together.
Rick
#15
Posted 10 June 2009 - 03:23 PM
When you get your new girlfriend into diving so that the relationship has a chance
when you stalk the magazine racks of the book store to see if the next edition is out...just to make sure that the magazine company hasn't forgatten so send your subscription copy
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