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#61 Walter

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Posted 07 April 2004 - 04:43 AM

I thought that was another use for a buddy line.


It is.
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Posted 07 April 2004 - 06:40 AM

This thread brings a wole new light to discussions about problems with latex seals... LOL

I guess this would be the perfect place to relate a bit of the hilarious tale of this last weekend's diving. My buddy has a big red dive trailer. We were at a gas station over on the coast, and we were still wearing our drysuit undies since we planned on doing another dive. The guy on the other side of the pumps kept staring at us, then checking out the trailer, then staring at us some more...

His curiousity finally got the best of him, and he yelled "HEY!!!!..... ARE YOU GUYS PORN STARS???"

We explained why we were dressed in funny outfits. Then we asked him why he thought we were porn stars. He said our outfits looked like they were made to "peel and go". :dance:

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Posted 07 April 2004 - 07:09 AM

I thought that was another use for a buddy line.


It is.

Ooooooh I'm diving with both of you AND I've got the key!!! LMAO!!!! :welcome:

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#64 Walter

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Posted 07 April 2004 - 07:10 AM

Buddy lines don't have keys, darlin'.
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Posted 07 April 2004 - 07:13 AM

This thread brings a wole new light to discussions about problems with latex seals... LOL


You mean neoprene is BETTER????? :dance:

And while on that note....So what did the blonde say to her gynocologist when he told her she was pregnant????



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Posted 07 April 2004 - 07:14 AM

Buddy lines don't have keys, darlin'.

The one made of handcuffs would!!! ROTLMAO :welcome:

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#67 Walter

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Posted 07 April 2004 - 07:17 AM

Well, if you'd prefer handcuffs to a buddy line............
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Posted 07 April 2004 - 01:53 PM

And while on that note....So what did the blonde say to her gynocologist when he told her she was pregnant????



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Hey! Were you at the doctor's office with me oh those many years ago??? :(
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Posted 07 April 2004 - 02:51 PM

This thread brings a wole new light to discussions about problems with latex seals... LOL


You mean neoprene is BETTER????? :idea:

And while on that note....So what did the blonde say to her gynocologist when he told her she was pregnant????



<With best bobbing 'head' you can imagine>........ "Are you SURE its mine????"
:(

Not to get off topic here, but did you guys hear in the news about that woman in rural Mexico who did her own C-SECTION with a KITCHEN KNIFE? Holy crap! Apparently she was having difficulty doing it naturally and the nearest hospital was hours away. She took three shots of alcohol then started slicing away and gave birth to a healthy baby and passed out. That's one tough woman!

http://news.yahoo.co...elf_caesarean_1

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Posted 07 April 2004 - 03:54 PM

Well, if you'd prefer handcuffs to a buddy line............

Didn't say I preferred them however you told DL to bring hers (handcuffs) to Florida and someone else they could be used as part of their dive gear and DiverBrian said they could be used instead of a buddy line so I just suggested they be the kind of buddy line where I could 'tie' up 2 guys at once!!! :(

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Posted 07 April 2004 - 05:23 PM

... I just suggested they be the kind of buddy line where I could 'tie' up 2 guys at once!!! ;)

I'm learning more about you every day... ;)
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Posted 07 April 2004 - 05:37 PM

... I just suggested they be the kind of buddy line where I could 'tie' up 2 guys at once!!!    ;)

I'm learning more about you every day... ;)

Oh, MAN WW! Great minds think alike!!! ;)
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Posted 07 April 2004 - 07:41 PM

When Diverlady brings her handcuffs to Florida, do you want me to lend her my whip and thigh high leather boots? ;)

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Posted 07 April 2004 - 11:11 PM

When Diverlady brings her handcuffs to Florida, do you want me to lend her my whip and thigh high leather boots? ;)

Nah, just as long as somebody remembers the handcuff key. I still love the stories where the couple has to call the police to unlock one or both of them because someone lost the key! ;)

BTW, why would anyone think that it is a good idea to tie up two of us at the same time. ;) I just can't envision even being tied up myself.
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Posted 08 April 2004 - 03:10 AM

I almost hate to admit this, but I have a handcuff key. It is a relic from when I was a security guard while I was in college... I will sell it to the highest bidder, LOL!!




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