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So, a guy goes to see his shrink...

Started by Mermaid Lady , Mar 03 2010 09:18 PM

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#1 Mermaid Lady

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Posted 03 March 2010 - 09:18 PM

... and he says:
"Hey Doc, last night I dreamed I was a TeePee, and the night before that, I dreamed I was a Wigwam"

The Doctor thinks it over for a minute and says:
"That's very interesting. Do you think..."






(you're gonna love this one)






"...that you might be..."






(wait for it)






(here it comes)






"...two tents?"

:cool2: Get it? two tents - too tense!!! :cool1:


Bwahahahahahahahaha..........................!!!!!

Edited by Mermaid Lady, 03 March 2010 - 09:21 PM.

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#2 JimG

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Posted 03 March 2010 - 09:21 PM

I used to go camping a lot with the Boy Scouts, and it was always in tents.

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Posted 03 March 2010 - 09:26 PM

Hmmm, wonder how come I haven't been dreaming about two tents... seems like I have been lately too tense... :cool1:

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Posted 03 March 2010 - 11:43 PM

I used to go camping a lot with the Boy Scouts, and it was always in tents.

-JimG


I actually looked for a shaking head emoticon.
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 11:52 PM

Good one Teresa!! :cool2:
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Posted 04 March 2010 - 07:04 AM

Good one Teresa!! :teeth:


WHAT SHE SAID! :teeth:

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Posted 04 March 2010 - 07:23 AM

Hmmm... this could support arguments for universal psych eval as a prerequisite for PC access. :teeth: Luv ya T!!! :teeth:

Since you've brought the couch and Sigmund's doppelganger in here we may as well make the best of it.

In my dream, the tent is huge. I'm driving around inside the middle of the tent, in a tiny little car packed with people. The car lurches to a stop, the door flies open and people just keep endlessly spilling out. As I wait for my turn to climb out, the person crammed in next to me turns and his lapel flower squirts me in the eye.

I wake up and my dog is standing on the bed, grinning. Problem: I do not own a dog.

Okay Doc, chop it up for me and make it snappy willya? I have to pick up my huge shoes from the cobbler up the street.
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Posted 04 March 2010 - 09:04 AM

Brad...you must of had a hard life when you were younger! :-D :teeth: :-D :teeth:

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Posted 04 March 2010 - 09:25 AM

I wonder how many people will realise that even the title of this thread typifies Americans? I can't think of any other country (excluding Canada, which I know very little about to distinguish it from the USA) where people might refer to "their shrink". A tiny minority of people in Britain would even have heard of any individual shrink, and way fewer would ever have seen one.

Just an observation. No offence intended :teeth:

Edited by peterbj7, 04 March 2010 - 09:26 AM.

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Posted 04 March 2010 - 10:38 AM

I wonder how many people will realise that even the title of this thread typifies Americans? I can't think of any other country (excluding Canada, which I know very little about to distinguish it from the USA) where people might refer to "their shrink". A tiny minority of people in Britain would even have heard of any individual shrink, and way fewer would ever have seen one.

Just an observation. No offence intended :teeth:


I think that hurt my feelings... not totally sure... I'm kinda conflicted... going to have to give my shrink a call and set a special appointment to fully resolve this :teeth:

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Posted 04 March 2010 - 10:43 AM

I wonder how many people will realise that even the title of this thread typifies Americans? I can't think of any other country (excluding Canada, which I know very little about to distinguish it from the USA) where people might refer to "their shrink". A tiny minority of people in Britain would even have heard of any individual shrink, and way fewer would ever have seen one.

Just an observation. No offence intended :birthday:


I think that hurt my feelings... not totally sure... I'm kinda conflicted... going to have to give my shrink a call and set a special appointment to fully resolve this :-D



:-D

Whoa!! Who are you laughing at? Oh wait...I was laughing at myself! But it really wasn't funny...well the part about Tray going to see his shrink was pretty comical but well the rest wasn't funny. Its not nice to pick on people who are handicapped. You know those Brits just don't get it. But then I don't get it either which is why I need to set an appt for myself. But then I might have to have the rest of you join me... afterall, I didn't get into this mess by myself...can you all come and support me? :teeth:

p.s. Does this mean I have a problem with my mother? brother? father? or some other relative???? :teeth:

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Posted 04 March 2010 - 10:56 AM

Your son :teeth:

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Posted 04 March 2010 - 11:59 AM

Your son :birthday:



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Thanks for being such a good sport! But you know your observation is VERY TRUE~!!! :cool2:

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Posted 04 March 2010 - 12:12 PM

Sometimes I think about going to see a shrink, but the voices always talk me out of it.
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