I know that all of us Texans would get a kick out this and maybe all of you will to:
REDNECK LOVE POEM
Susie Lee done fell in love;
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy 'bout it all
She told her Pappy so.
Pappy told her, "Susie gal,
You'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo' Ma don't know,
But Joe is yo' half brother"
So Susie put aside her Joe
And planned to marry Will.
But after telling Pappy this,
He said, "There's trouble still...
You cain't marry Will, my gal.,
And please don't tell your Mother,
But Will and Joe and several mo'
I know is yo' half brother"
But Mama knew and said, "My child,
Just do what makes you happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe
You ain't no kin to Pappy
Friday Joke
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, Apr 02 2004 02:21 PM
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Posted 02 April 2004 - 02:21 PM
[color=blue]Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body;
But rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--"WOW--What a ride!"
But rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--"WOW--What a ride!"
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Posted 02 April 2004 - 02:39 PM
Too funny!!
That was good Zendiver!
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That was good Zendiver!
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Posted 02 April 2004 - 03:02 PM
Scary....but funny!!! 
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Posted 05 April 2004 - 03:21 PM
:nonono: Now, I hope you weren't talkin' 'bout yourself here...... 
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Posted 05 April 2004 - 05:48 PM
Now thats a redneck poem.
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Posted 05 April 2004 - 06:00 PM
LOL.. too funny!
I saw a "You Must be a Redneck" situation yesterday while driving down I 94.. In the midst of some marshland was a little pond, 2 lawn chairs, a Webber grill in between them, a cooler, and several beer bottles laying on their side. Not a house to be found... nor a person for that matter.. musta went home to sleep it off.. lol
I saw a "You Must be a Redneck" situation yesterday while driving down I 94.. In the midst of some marshland was a little pond, 2 lawn chairs, a Webber grill in between them, a cooler, and several beer bottles laying on their side. Not a house to be found... nor a person for that matter.. musta went home to sleep it off.. lol
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Posted 05 April 2004 - 06:23 PM
I think the location I am at now, Monroe Louisiana, is where all the redneck jokes start. I seed a motorhome, with a room added onto it, lawnchairs on a broken down porch and a 50 thousand dollar Escalade parked in front of it surrounded by trash barrels that were burning trash. I was laughing uncontrollably
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Posted 05 April 2004 - 06:30 PM
LOL. My sister has mentioned she has seen the same type of scenery, when she moved down that way.. She says "definitely a different living style in those parts".. lol no offense intended.I think the location I am at now, Monroe Louisiana, is where all the redneck jokes start. I seed a motorhome, with a room added onto it, lawnchairs on a broken down porch and a 50 thousand dollar Escalade parked in front of it surrounded by trash barrels that were burning trash. I was laughing uncontrollably
Edited by WisconsinGal, 05 April 2004 - 06:50 PM.
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Posted 05 April 2004 - 06:48 PM
It takes a whole town to make a set of teeth. lol
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Posted 05 April 2004 - 08:19 PM
All these jokes from everyone has made me laugh sooo hard 
The trouble is that there all TRUE
Somebody help me outa here before my mother thats really my sister finds me posting again
The trouble is that there all TRUE
Somebody help me outa here before my mother thats really my sister finds me posting again
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Posted 05 April 2004 - 10:13 PM
You've been stalkin' me, haven't you?LOL.. too funny!
I saw a "You Must be a Redneck" situation yesterday while driving down I 94.. In the midst of some marshland was a little pond, 2 lawn chairs, a Webber grill in between them, a cooler, and several beer bottles laying on their side. Not a house to be found... nor a person for that matter.. musta went home to sleep it off.. lol
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Posted 06 April 2004 - 06:04 AM
LOL! Well not intentionally
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Posted 06 April 2004 - 06:39 AM
You've been stalkin' me, haven't you?
LOL! Well not intentionally
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Posted 06 April 2004 - 09:00 AM
Gotta love a good redneck poem... LMAO, that was good Zendiver.
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Posted 06 April 2004 - 12:01 PM
LOL.. not the kinda label a person would want.. lol
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