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[WreckWench]

Hey Matey's...

We are looking for your favorite "Pirate's Speak" and what it means. Post it for us and you may win a prize! Its not official yet but the co-host of our Roatan Single's Week at Henry Morgan "Pirate's" Resort may be pitching in prizes for fun and interesting contributions.

So tell us your favorite pirate's speak...and tell us what it means in common day English and let's have some PIRATE FUN!!!

[WreckWench]

Sparky is so naughty!

[Soccerjeni]

Do yee be known the name of the fast food restaurant that specializes in Rrrrrrrroast beef sandwiches?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbys!


(Credit goes to Saturday Night Live)

[WreckWench]

[WreckWench]

HEY MATEY'S....

We be needin yer help. Please help us turn the followin press release into "Pirate's Speak" and of course be tellin us if we need to add anything else to it! Aarrr!



Aarrr Matey...It be a Blimey Wench's and Pirate's Week....
Hosted by the world's most famous "Wench"

Come all ye Wench's and Pirate's to the World's Most FAMOUS Sin'gles Week Destination...Henry Morgan Resort Roatan, Honduras Nov 12-19th, 2011!

<Insert the picture of the Henry Morgan Sign>

This first class resort will be co-hosting a first class Sin'gles Week with the world's most famous "Wench"... Kamala aka 'WreckWench' Shadduck Owner and Founder of SingleDivers.com. "We are very exited to be back in Roatan and GoRoatan and Henry Morgan have ensured that everythin will be 'top notch', 'top shelf' but NOT 'top price'! In fact ye'd have to go back several years to find prices this low to celebrate our return to Roatan and our First Annual Sin'gles Wench's and Pirate's Week at Henry Morgan's Resort!

$899+tax gets ye a double occupancy (guaranteed same gender roomie or ye single room is FREE)
$999+tax gets ye a single occupancy (that's right...yer OWN room for $100+tax...now THAT's A PIRATE'S STEAL MATEY)

But HURRY rooms are limited and we are nearly 50% sold out so far. We have no limits on who can come and ye have no limits on what yer pkg includes...jest about everythin but the kitchen sink*! And if ye mention the Davy Jones Locker Nite Dive...its FREE when ye book and deposit by Oct 1st, 2011!

The week will be full of divin of course including 3 boat dives daily + 1 FREE BOAT Nite Dive for Early Booking + Unlimited Shore Divin...as well as full of prizes, costumes, games and activities. The scallways will host a first rate Pirate's & Wench's Costume Partee and prizes will include FREE DIVIN, FREE BOTTLES OF RUM, FREE DIVIN GEAR & MORE MATEY!

We have ye discounts on nitrox...truly a proper pirate's gas as well as FREE DRINKS INCLUDING ALCOHOL ALL WEEK LONG! Got a group...we gots discounts for ye on those too!

Don't have a buddy? No problem matey! We'll find you a great mate and no scallywags!
Don't have a roomie? No problem matey! We be promisin a same gender roomie or ye single bunk is FREE
Don't have lots of booty? No problem matey! This week is CHEAP but while these prices will last until Nov 12-19th...the rooms will not last long!

For more information contact info@singledivers.com or go to our website at www.SingleDivers.com


*The 'Kitchen Sink' means the followin are not included:

* Airfare
* Nitrox (Its only $120 vs $160+ for the week and covers shoredivin too!)
* Taxes (Yea even the Hondurian Govt needs its 16% share of your booty making the full trip price $1043 fer d/o or $1146 fer s/o)
* Tips, Trainin, and Tours

[scubaski]

You might replace "FREE DRINKS INCLUDING ALCOHOL ALL WEEK LONG!" with Grog!

[ThatJoeGuy]

If ye aren't spending enough time tempting Davey Jones, the first Mate 'll fill your air bladder with devil gas. More time and all for the measly cost of your SOUL.

Yarr Matey, once ye finish scraping barnacles there be all the Grog ye can stand to drink.

[WreckWench]

Alrighty.... now you all are on a roll!

AWESOME suggestions so far!

[Capn Jack]

Splice the main brace...

which translates to mustering the crew for the grog issue - or more familiarly - let's start drinking...

 PirateSong.mp3   3.69MB   38 downloads

Edited by Capn Jack, 12 July 2011 - 03:49 PM.

[WreckWench]

Gotta remember THAT one! It will come in handy on the Roatan trip!

[scubaclint]

What is a pirate's favorite movie??

All the ones rated ARRRRRRRRRGH!!

[ThatJoeGuy]

Yar, now I gonna be speakin like a pirate fer days.

Listen up and listen well you sorry lot of scurvy dogs. The capn has given me a message for the lot of you, and if I have to repeat myself you'll be scrubbin the poop deck all night w' not but bilge water to be had for the drinkin.

Our most gracious captain has seen fit to grant us a weeks shore leave Nov 12-19th in Roatan. What is that Mr. Jenkins? Why not Tortuga? Because the captain said Roatan, thats why. N' if you interupt me again, you'll be spending a week as the figurehead. Aside from that the Captain's Wench has an arrangement with Henry Morgan. Anyway, ifn you want to partake in this shore leave, all you'll have to do is part with 899 bits of you share of the treasure, or 100 more ifn you wants your own quarters. Now what Mr. Smead? You didn't really think the glorious captain twould just give away a trip as grand as this did you? Well he will give away some Loot once ye have gotten to Henry Morgans. All ye'll have to do is take part in a Pirate Costume Contest, and I'm sure that'll come easy to the lot a ya.

Yer bits 'll get you 3 chances a day to taunt Davey Jones from a boat, and if that doesn't fill your need to taunt the sea, you can go forth from the shore as oft as ye like. More importantly, once yer ready to splice the main brace, there'll be all the grog ye can stand to drink.

Mr Jenkins didn't I tell you what would happen if you interupted me again? We'll I'll let you off lightly this time since it is a mighty fine query. Ye'll still be paying to get yerself to Roatan, and once yer there you'll be having to bribe the government to to ignore the bills you still owe for trashing the bar the last time we were there. And unless ye be wanting another lump on yer head, ye'll be remembering the tip that bar wenches.

Finally if ye lean towards breathing the devil gas, your gonna have to pay extra bits fer it.

Mr Smead? Why didn't ye tell me earlier that the lot of ye only have 20 bits twixt ya. Ya think I been standing up here bellowing for the health a me lungs? Now I'ma gonna have to track me down some land lubbers sucker them into going on this shore leave. Now back to work ye slimy pack a bilge rats, if I see you standin bout all slack jawed any longer, ye gonna be scrapin barnacle with yer hide.

[Landlocked Dive Nut]

Joe, you never cease to amaze me! Couple of spelling and punctuation corrections, and that's ready to publish!