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#1 WreckWench

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Posted 27 November 2011 - 09:33 AM

I get a lot of generic inquiries with either no title or something like Inquiry as the title and they often legit requests from people about our trips or our website. I also of course get numerous requests from people wanting me to help them get their money out of their country or buy something for them etc. You know...the full blown scam stuff that you have to wonder why ANYONE would fall for but somehow you know someone has to be falling for it or they would stop.

This one is the funniest one I've ever rec'd. I've bolded the parts that made me laugh so hard I almost cried. And of course having been born in Libya only shortly before Gaddafi overthrew the country...this is even funnier to me. So enjoy the preposterous nature of this plea for help and I hope you laugh as much as I did! Kamala

p.s. From one Libyan to my fellow Libyan below...he is not to be trusted...just in case you felt sorry for him and wanted to help. ;)

Greetings,

I know you will be surprise to read my email I
got your contact from the institute of commerce,
apart from being surprise you may be skeptical
to reply

back to me because based on what is going on
in the internet world, one has to be very careful
because a lot of scammer are out there to scam

innocent citizen and this has made it very
difficult for people to believe anything that
comes through the internet but this is a
different case.
lf you

willing to show me your honest and trust i think i
will be able to work with you. Am a Libyan
citizen and you should be rest assured that i
cannot be

involved in scam.


My name is Farrisal Al Senussi , a member of
the inner caucus of the last regime in Libya, I
am indeed the younger brother to Abdulah Al
Senussi

I would like to share some highly personal
classified information about my personal
experience. In the hay days of this government,
we were like gods

but today all our friends have rejected us that
we are hiding in countries where we have ran to
for survival. It is good to know when to quit.

Though, I would like to hold back certain
information for security reasons for now.

Because we don't know whether we will live or
die, I want you to help

us manage inheritance we wish to leave for our
children.

Also, could you get back to me to enable us
discuss in a more clarifying manner to the best
of your understanding. I must say that I'm very

uncomfortable sending this message to you
without knowing truly if you would misconstrue
the importance and decides to go public.
In this
regards, I

will not hold back to say that the essence of this
message is strictly for mutual benefit between
you and I and nothing more.

I will be vivid and coherent in my next message
in this regards.
I will like you to get back to me
to enable me give you details on this issue.

I will await your thoughts via my email;
farrisal_senusi@hotmail.com

Thanks,
Best Regards
Farrisal Al Senussi



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Posted 27 November 2011 - 10:44 AM

Farrisal Al Senussi:

With great pleasures I come to your recent message most urgents!

Agreeing with you I am that the internet abounds with those who would do the scam on the most trusting of the people. So that I may assure that we have extablished the trust with one another, I ask that you send me a picture of your most worthy self holding a sign with a message in my native language, so that it is acknowledged you that dealing with I am.

The message on your sign shoul dbe the follows

ICH MAKE IN MINE LEDERHOSEN OFTEN

When the picture of you with sign above recieved have I, can we know that one anther trust have we assurrred.

PLease to hurry the picture with all speed, so that I may take appropriate action on it.

Regaurds,

Sparky

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Posted 27 November 2011 - 10:44 AM

I get them from time to time from Nigeria, but that's the first I've seen from Libya. Good one! I take it you didn't reply?!

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Posted 27 November 2011 - 11:07 AM

Never reply! That only confirms they have a valid email, and then they'll sell it to all the other scammers.

Sparky, I do like the way you think! :lmao:
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Posted 27 November 2011 - 01:13 PM

www.419eater.com for some truly classic examples of how to deal with these mental midgets . . .

Truly some of the funniest stuff I have read in a long time!

- Tim


Farrisal Al Senussi:

With great pleasures I come to your recent message most urgents!

Agreeing with you I am that the internet abounds with those who would do the scam on the most trusting of the people. So that I may assure that we have extablished the trust with one another, I ask that you send me a picture of your most worthy self holding a sign with a message in my native language, so that it is acknowledged you that dealing with I am.

The message on your sign shoul dbe the follows

ICH MAKE IN MINE LEDERHOSEN OFTEN

When the picture of you with sign above recieved have I, can we know that one anther trust have we assurrred.

PLease to hurry the picture with all speed, so that I may take appropriate action on it.

Regaurds,

Sparky



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Posted 27 November 2011 - 02:55 PM

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Posted 27 November 2011 - 04:45 PM

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I knew he wasn't Libyan... that's a Somali pirate if I ever saw one!!! Just when you think you can trust 'em and POW... this happens.



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Posted 27 November 2011 - 05:02 PM

Sparky you ain't right! :wacko:

CC you are too funny! :lmao:

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