Happy Mayan Apocalypse!
#1 Guest_PlatypusMan_*
Posted 31 December 2011 - 09:18 AM
#2
Posted 31 December 2011 - 09:30 AM
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#3 Guest_PlatypusMan_*
Posted 31 December 2011 - 10:54 AM
This has always been a goal of mine and now its time. I gonna get a tricked out van and travel the country with a stoner, a lesbian, a hot chick, and a giant great dane solving crimes... mainly at amusement parks and traditionally haunted locations. My fear is that I will locate the Mayan ruins only to find it was Mr Grimsby, the grounds keeper, making the calendars the whole time just to get everybody worked up.
Grimsby can be found HERE, if you have the courage to search for him...
#4
Posted 31 December 2011 - 11:54 AM
#5
Posted 31 December 2011 - 11:56 AM
#6 Guest_PlatypusMan_*
Posted 31 December 2011 - 12:08 PM
btw the prophecy does not call for the destruction of all things, it says that life on this planet as we know it will change....
Sez YOU!!
We wants an Apocalypse, we sez we GETS an Apocalypse!!!
We will not be cheated--we DEMAND our Apocalypse!!!!!!
Edited by PlatypusMan, 31 December 2011 - 12:08 PM.
#7
Posted 31 December 2011 - 01:03 PM
Apocalypse Nowbtw the prophecy does not call for the destruction of all things, it says that life on this planet as we know it will change....
Sez YOU!!
We wants an Apocalypse, we sez we GETS an Apocalypse!!!
We will not be cheated--we DEMAND our Apocalypse!!!!!!
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#8
Posted 31 December 2011 - 03:03 PM
As we start this next year which will be the End of the World as claimed for the Mayans, how will you be celebrating the destruction of all things?
I plan on killing a 12 pack of Newcastle, with my grandfather, while discussing physics. I'll note that while the ease of conversation increases proportionally to the amount of beer consumed, the difficulty of calculations increases exponentially to the amount of beer. As such, this will be physics for philosophers about 3 beers in.
Cheers Everyone!
#9
Posted 31 December 2011 - 04:33 PM
Edited by Mermaid Lady, 31 December 2011 - 04:39 PM.
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#10
Posted 01 January 2012 - 06:58 AM
*Note: A generic reference to the US having elections in 2012 does not constitute a discussion of politics. Speculating as to why those elections might cause or not cause the end of the world probably will.
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#11
Posted 01 January 2012 - 10:20 AM
The way I understand it, the Mayan Calendar does not "end" this year but rather rolls over.
Kinda like a big frickin' odometer...
Teresa,
The original Mermaid Lady
Bass player for the band formerly known as Opulent.
"'I'm only wearing black until they come out with something darker..."
#12
Posted 01 January 2012 - 10:21 AM
*Note: A generic reference to the US having elections in 2012 does not constitute a discussion of politics. Speculating as to why those elections might cause or not cause the end of the world probably will.
Hee hee
Teresa,
The original Mermaid Lady
Bass player for the band formerly known as Opulent.
"'I'm only wearing black until they come out with something darker..."
#13
Posted 01 January 2012 - 10:47 AM
But seriously,
The way I understand it, the Mayan Calendar does not "end" this year but rather rolls over.
Kinda like a big frickin' odometer...
I was told this as well from a wise Mayan Shaman while seeking enlightenment on an expedetion to the Mayan ruins at Chichen Itza last year. The Mayans believed in repeating cycles of all things and every 9 years and every 52 years were important numbers as well as many other numbers. in 2012 all the numbers line up again and the Calander will be reset. At least thats how I remember it after the Tecate and sacred blue agave used to stave off the malaria and Dengue fever.
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#14
Posted 01 January 2012 - 10:52 AM
Just ended up & Died. Or his writing tool broke.....
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#15
Posted 01 January 2012 - 05:45 PM
Apocalypse Nowbtw the prophecy does not call for the destruction of all things, it says that life on this planet as we know it will change....
Sez YOU!!
We wants an Apocalypse, we sez we GETS an Apocalypse!!!
We will not be cheated--we DEMAND our Apocalypse!!!!!!
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