ANOTHER OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES......
Children Writing About the Ocean. The next time you take an oceanography course, you will be totally prepared.
1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6)
2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)
3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (Mike, age 7)
4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)
5) - A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy, age 8)
6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and pots and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6)
7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William, age 7)
8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen, age 6)
9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant,so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6)
10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves in to chargers. (Christopher, age 7)
11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)
12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.(Becky,age 8)
13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her big fat ass. (Julie, age 7)
14) - The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown I don't know. (Bobby, age 6)
15) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom. (James, age 7)
Kids Write about the Ocean...
Started by
TCdamsel
, May 07 2012 06:52 PM
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#1
Posted 07 May 2012 - 06:52 PM
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#2
Posted 07 May 2012 - 07:29 PM
These are so awesome!! LOL!!
I needed this tonight, Thank You!!
I needed this tonight, Thank You!!
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#3
Posted 08 May 2012 - 06:15 PM
I love kids!
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#4
Posted 09 May 2012 - 06:47 AM
GOOD ONE...er I guess I should say...
GOOD ONES!!!!
GOOD ONES!!!!
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#5
Posted 09 May 2012 - 11:04 PM
"Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other".
I didn't know that buddy system had such a bad rap
These are so funny - I can't stop laughing
I didn't know that buddy system had such a bad rap
These are so funny - I can't stop laughing
#6
Posted 10 May 2012 - 05:01 AM
Ellen,
Thanks for sharing that.. As you said "Out of the mouth of Babes"....In spite of todays technology that surrounds them,they can still make a interesting/innocent comment that leaves us speechless...
Thanks for sharing that.. As you said "Out of the mouth of Babes"....In spite of todays technology that surrounds them,they can still make a interesting/innocent comment that leaves us speechless...
Greg
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#7
Posted 10 May 2012 - 06:51 AM
They state the obvious and THAT is where the humor lies. For example #2... a pc of sand gets lubricated and coated by an oyster until it forms what we know as a pearl. The pearl is round and therefore looks like a ball. So an oyster's balls are called pearls.... and don't you think for one moment that an oyster DOESN'T consider his balls to be pearls!
) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)
) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)
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