A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be the Man of Your House.'
Finding new courage that he never knew he had, he stormed into the kitchen and announced to his wife,
"From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is the 'Law.' You will do the dishes and serve me a scrumptious dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will make love the way I want!
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will put on soothing music, wash my back, towel me dry, and bring me my robe. You will massage my feet and hands to relieve any last bit
of tension in me, so that I can sleep like a baby.
Then, tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?
The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess, unless I have your ass cremated."
The Man of the House...
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