A female police officer pulled over a drunk man.
She said..... anything you say will be held against you.
The drunk yells: TITTIES!!!!!
The drunk
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ScubaSis
, May 24 2012 09:56 PM
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Posted 24 May 2012 - 09:56 PM
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Posted 25 May 2012 - 07:07 AM
Hehehehehe!!!!
"just your average Joe from Minnesota, also known as Keith"
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Posted 25 May 2012 - 07:25 AM
Dang it, that cop promised promised she would never tell anyone what I.... um.... Never mind. 
*grins* Cute one, Sissy!
*grins* Cute one, Sissy!
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Posted 25 May 2012 - 04:21 PM
I did not see that coming... good one!
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