The reason why "athletic scholarship" is considered to be an oxymoron.
1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:
"I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me."
2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season:
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.."
3. And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skin's say:
"I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl,"
Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."
4. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins:
"He treat us like mens. He let us wear earrings.."
5. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann:
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
6. Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh :
"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.."
(Now that is beautiful)
7. Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach:
"You guys line up alphabetically by height.."
And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, and then line up in a circle."
8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to prison:
"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton .."
9. Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker:
"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."
10. Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota:
"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning, regardless of what time it is."
11. Chuck Nevitt , North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice:
"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt. (I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in January)
12. Frank Layden , Utah Jazz president, on a former player:
"I asked him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?'
He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'"
13. Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D:
"Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."
14. In the words of NC State great Charles Shackelford:
"I can go to my left or right, I am amphibious."
15. Former Houston Oilers coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips,
Phillips responded: "Because she's too ugly to kiss good-bye."
THIS is why athletes have to win big...
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, Feb 02 2013 11:59 AM
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Posted 02 February 2013 - 11:59 AM
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Posted 02 February 2013 - 12:53 PM
ROFL!!
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#3
Posted 02 February 2013 - 01:29 PM
Funny. And I am not surprised!
FWIW though, my brother had a full ride, in swimming of all things. He excelled at his sport, earned a Civil Engineering degree, got paid to train full time after college, went to the Olympics, and after he retired from swimming, got an MBA in Finance. So there is such a thing as a scholar athlete!
FWIW though, my brother had a full ride, in swimming of all things. He excelled at his sport, earned a Civil Engineering degree, got paid to train full time after college, went to the Olympics, and after he retired from swimming, got an MBA in Finance. So there is such a thing as a scholar athlete!
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Posted 02 February 2013 - 02:28 PM
Yes there is...but sadly too many of them give the term a bad name!
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Posted 02 February 2013 - 04:18 PM
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Yes there is...but sadly too many of them give the term a bad name!
True, too many of those were local In part caused by the insane pursuit of NCAA basketball titles here.
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