A little humor...
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, Feb 15 2005 08:31 AM
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Posted 15 February 2005 - 08:31 AM
Couldn't pass up a little humor! -ww
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Posted 15 February 2005 - 01:38 PM
It's a guy thing...
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Posted 15 February 2005 - 02:17 PM
Do they really think these slogans thru before posting them???
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Posted 15 February 2005 - 04:09 PM
Knew a guy once that had his rank tattoed there....
he said he loved pulling rank in private.
ooh...is that ok?? can i say that....
rich
he said he loved pulling rank in private.
ooh...is that ok?? can i say that....
rich
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Posted 15 February 2005 - 05:36 PM
Knew a guy once that had his rank tattoed there....
he said he loved pulling rank in private.
ooh...is that ok?? can i say that....
rich
Guess that means 'yes'!!!
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Posted 15 February 2005 - 07:59 PM
WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!! 
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Posted 15 February 2005 - 08:03 PM
Nothing wrong with being proud of them! Atleast they arent flashing then on the billboard!
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Posted 17 February 2005 - 04:04 PM
Well I live in a little town with a very old and run down theatre...but they have their rules. Uncle Zeke went to the movie one night and the guy selling tickets asked what the heck was that on his shoulder.
Its my rooster Ben, Uncle Zeke told him, he goes everywhere I go.
Well, he isnt allowed in the theatre....the ticket seller said...You will have to get rid of him.
So Uncle Zeke went around back of the theater and stuffed ol' Ben down his farmer cover alls and went back up to the window and the guy sold him his ticket this time.
Well the movie was awful hot, so Uncle Zeke undid his fly so Ben could get some air. Two ladies came in and sat down beside ol' Uncle Zeke.
After a while one lady turns to the other lady and tell her, Hey...we are sitting next to a real pervert.
Why do you say that, the second lady asks....
Well...he has his pants undone and his "privates" are hanging out.
Well...that happens a lot here....nothing too perverted about that....it isnt that big a deal is it??? asked the second lady.
I guess not....the first lady answered....I just wish it would quit eating my popcorn !!
Its my rooster Ben, Uncle Zeke told him, he goes everywhere I go.
Well, he isnt allowed in the theatre....the ticket seller said...You will have to get rid of him.
So Uncle Zeke went around back of the theater and stuffed ol' Ben down his farmer cover alls and went back up to the window and the guy sold him his ticket this time.
Well the movie was awful hot, so Uncle Zeke undid his fly so Ben could get some air. Two ladies came in and sat down beside ol' Uncle Zeke.
After a while one lady turns to the other lady and tell her, Hey...we are sitting next to a real pervert.
Why do you say that, the second lady asks....
Well...he has his pants undone and his "privates" are hanging out.
Well...that happens a lot here....nothing too perverted about that....it isnt that big a deal is it??? asked the second lady.
I guess not....the first lady answered....I just wish it would quit eating my popcorn !!
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Posted 17 February 2005 - 04:36 PM
my dad told me of a guy in the navy who had a rooster tattooed on his...well...um his...you get the idea. ouch is all i have to say to that!Knew a guy once that had his rank tattoed there....
he said he loved pulling rank in private.
ooh...is that ok?? can i say that....
rich
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Posted 17 February 2005 - 06:36 PM
if you actually believe that's a real billboard, i've got an ocean-front beach house in Colorado i'll sell ya.Do they really think these slogans thru before posting them???
OK, lets make a deal. If you stop telling me how to dive, I'll stop going down to the bus station at 2am to slap d***s out of your mouth.
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