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Finish that Thought

Started by Funewgy , Apr 02 2005 03:34 PM

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#1606 ddierolf

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Posted 14 October 2005 - 02:42 PM

If you don't know your buddy well he just might try and.................

improperly "help" you out with your drysuit zipper!!

When you hit cold water with your zipper open, your first reaction is to...

shrink up!

After that first cold blast you should...

Which end is up?

#1607 Dive_Girl

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Posted 14 October 2005 - 02:45 PM

After that first cold blast you should...

zip up, since you don't have to worry about "anything" getting caught in the zipper now!

When new divers ask about sharks, I always tell them this first...
It's Winter time - you know you're a diver when you're scraping ice off your windshield INSIDE your vehicle...!

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#1608 ddierolf

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Posted 14 October 2005 - 02:52 PM

After that first cold blast you should...

zip up, since you don't have to worry about "anything" getting caught in the zipper now!

When new divers ask about sharks, I always tell them this first...

Yes the teeth are sharp and they will bite! :teeth:

after getting that point across we are ready to....

Which end is up?

#1609 WillDiveForBeer

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Posted 15 October 2005 - 02:12 AM

Yes the teeth are sharp and they will bite! :teeth:

after getting that point across we are ready to....

Change the subject and wonder how many pages this thread will go to,

and after that useless pondering...

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Posted 17 October 2005 - 04:26 PM

and after that useless pondering...

we discover that we have forgotten the question.

We have already learned that 3 people is the perfect number for a teeny tiny human pyramid!

I think 4 people would be the perfect number for................
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#1611 Hipshot

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Posted 17 October 2005 - 05:23 PM

I think 4 people would be the perfect number for................

...a small pyramid. Three make the pyramid, while the fourth taps the keg for when they're through.

However, never, never, ever play leapfrog with....

#1612 sniperdiver

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Posted 06 November 2005 - 09:36 PM

a unicorn



A dive knife is used for................
Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet!

#1613 finGrabber

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Posted 06 November 2005 - 10:27 PM

a unicorn



A dive knife is used for................

filleting fish


or it can be used for...

#1614 Dive_Girl

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Posted 07 November 2005 - 10:57 AM

picking out splinters (Marines, go figure they find chivalrous uses for dive knives even!)

(ps, still laughing about playing leap frog with unicorns!! Good one sniperdiver! :teeth: )

I like a blunt tip dive knife over a pointy one because...
It's Winter time - you know you're a diver when you're scraping ice off your windshield INSIDE your vehicle...!

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Posted 08 November 2005 - 03:10 PM

Mom told me not to play with pointy objects!

Be careful when diving in low vis, you might run into......

Which end is up?

#1616 jholley309

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Posted 08 November 2005 - 09:55 PM

Trace! :flower:

If all your friends were to jump off a cliff...
Courage is not the absence of fear. Courage is what you do in spite of your fear.

Every man has fear. Any man who has no fear belongs in an institution. Or in Special Forces.

#1617 sniperdiver

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Posted 08 November 2005 - 11:18 PM

take their dive gear.


If you loved me, you would........
(unfortunately I have heard this)
Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet!

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Posted 08 November 2005 - 11:45 PM

If you loved me, you would........
(unfortunately I have heard this)

...turn my air back on? :teeth: :flower:

Hey! Where ya going with that...
Courage is not the absence of fear. Courage is what you do in spite of your fear.

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Posted 09 November 2005 - 12:06 AM

To the re-fill station.......

If you travel at the speed of light and turn your head lights on......

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Posted 09 November 2005 - 05:19 AM

If you travel at the speed of light and turn your head lights on......

You'll get two tickets...one for speeding and one for not using your headlights at night.

If I could choose which two tickets I got, they'd be for...
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