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Finish that Thought

Started by Funewgy , Apr 02 2005 03:34 PM

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#1621 finley

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Posted 29 November 2005 - 06:57 PM

If you travel at the speed of light and turn your head lights on......

You'll get two tickets...one for speeding and one for not using your headlights at night.

If I could choose which two tickets I got, they'd be for...



The Margarita line:


Since Dr. Phil says always finish what you start...and my wine bottle is only half empty

Cheers to.........
who's leading this parade anyway?

#1622 madlobster

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Posted 03 December 2005 - 10:44 AM

If you travel at the speed of light and turn your head lights on......

You'll get two tickets...one for speeding and one for not using your headlights at night.

If I could choose which two tickets I got, they'd be for...



U2

speaking of shows........did you see........ :usflag:
"The thing about dreams is sometimes you get to live'em out"- Payne Stewart

#1623 ddierolf

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Posted 30 December 2005 - 04:35 PM

speaking of shows........did you see........ :thankyou:
[/quote]

The size of the gills on that fish??????? :cool1:

before trying to get a closer look at them, you should??????

Which end is up?

#1624 normblitch

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Posted 30 December 2005 - 04:43 PM

[quote name='ddierolf' date='Dec 30 2005, 05:35 PM' post='122260']
speaking of shows........did you see........ :thankyou:
[/quote]

The size of the gills on that fish??????? :cool1:

before trying to get a closer look at them, you should??????
[/quote]

be SURE she is Single...

and if she is NOT single....


nhb

#1625 Taniwha

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Posted 02 February 2006 - 05:18 PM

...be sure her husband is not a member of the NRA.


Many hands make...

Edited by Taniwha, 02 February 2006 - 05:18 PM.

When your heart is full, try using your head.

#1626 finley

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Posted 03 February 2006 - 12:16 PM

...be sure her husband is not a member of the NRA.


Many hands make...


many messes...


be sure to....
who's leading this parade anyway?

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Posted 03 February 2006 - 04:51 PM

...put the cap on before lighting it.

My mama told me...
When your heart is full, try using your head.

#1628 ddierolf

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Posted 12 February 2006 - 12:15 PM

...put the cap on before lighting it.

My mama told me...



How would we know? she is your mamma and she told you! :D

just kidding, I will play nice now!

My mama told me...


not to play with matches!

if you play with matches, you will.....

Which end is up?

#1629 finley

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Posted 12 February 2006 - 01:26 PM

if you play with matches, you will.....



you will burn the house down



and if you play with yourself?????
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#1630 firemedicdiver

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Posted 12 February 2006 - 06:26 PM

if you play with yourself.... you will be possible loney but happy


if you play with a friend....
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#1631 ddierolf

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 02:15 PM

if you play with yourself.... you will be possible loney but happy


if you play with a friend....



make sure to clean up when your done and be home before the street lights go on!

when returning home, remember to......

Which end is up?

#1632 Hipshot

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 04:36 PM

make sure to clean up when your done and be home before the street lights go on!

when returning home, remember to......


Wipe your feet....unless...

#1633 firemedicdiver

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 06:46 PM


make sure to clean up when your done and be home before the street lights go on!

when returning home, remember to......


Wipe your feet....unless...


you wanna track all kind of stuff into the house and wake up.........
Dan

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#1634 finley

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 07:40 PM

you wanna track all kind of stuff into the house and wake up.........


DEAD.....

If only you would.....
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#1635 ddierolf

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Posted 14 February 2006 - 03:53 PM

not step in it to begin with.....Shesh


walking with a bounce in your step makes you feel.......

Which end is up?

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