Sex & Diving!
#1
Posted 16 April 2005 - 09:29 PM
A friend of mine emailed this to me and I thought everybody at SD would enjoy it. Personally I have yet to experience it, but summer is coming.
"The edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who know where it is are those that have gone over." Hunter S. Thompson
#2
Posted 16 April 2005 - 10:39 PM
Well, it takes a very special person to be with and place to do it. Bermuda should be a reasonable place, and the warmer the water for this type of experience, the better... (for obvious reasons). I found that the "ceiling" of a wreck in shallow, warm water provided the perfect place, utilizing buoyancy in the "overhead environment" to advantage. Your air consumption should increase dramatically if everything goes as planned... , so be sure to plan accordingly. Nitrox was not in use back then, but I can see it might be advantageous to use it. I hope you have the "right person" and can find the right place...Personally I have yet to experience it, but summer is coming.
Let me just say, if I ever get married again, she'll have to be a diver...
ITB...
Actually, the WORST day of diving is better than the BEST day at work...
and... my life is not measured by the number of breaths I take, but by the number of breaths I take UNDER WATER
"I see you are no stranger to pain." -- "I was married... TWICE!!!" HOT SHOTS, PART DEUX
#3
Posted 17 April 2005 - 01:20 AM
"While youre getting intimate with your partner, everything and anything thats in the seawater will also be getting intimate with you. Stinging organisms, sand particles, bacteria, pollutants..."
Nuff said. Big waste of bottom time.
"A good marriage is like an interlocking neurosis, where the rocks in one person's head fill up the holes in the other's."
#4
Posted 17 April 2005 - 03:16 AM
"But to me, underwater sex is better on the surface, without the scuba kit."
Huh????
Every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance. - Jean-Paul Sartre
I feel the urge, the urge to submerge! -ScubaHawk - Raptor of the Deep !
WHO DAT!!!!
#5
Posted 17 April 2005 - 06:09 AM
Besides some of us are to noisy anyway and we'd lose our reg at a really bad moment. I could see the headlines now, "Female diver drowns while in the Throes of Passion".
Save it for the nice soft bed back at the hotel..... Geez some of us like our comforts, and I don't relish the idea of being stung or bitten but something!!!
Life is a matter of luck, and the odds in favor of success are in no way enhanced by extreme caution... Erich Topp WW II U Boat Commander
#6
Posted 17 April 2005 - 06:31 AM
DBD
#7
Posted 17 April 2005 - 08:43 AM
This is an activity better suited NOT underwater in full dive gear.
And if I'm going to be bitten I would like to know his name first..
I remeber when I was going for my DM the total gear swap.. What a pain
I have had several dive guys tell me this is a big fantasy of theirs.
Thanks SD guys for letting me know that not all male divers think this is a great idea.
If you just can't wait use the surface interval.. and who wants to worry about keeping your reg in your mouth during those moments.
Edited by gis_gal, 17 April 2005 - 08:53 AM.
Formerly known as gis_gal and name tattoo'd for a small bribe!
#8
Posted 17 April 2005 - 09:43 AM
Dr. Bill
#9
Posted 17 April 2005 - 09:51 AM
In any event, being in the Northeast, between the wetsuit and the cold water, I think it's kinda' out of the question.
Rick
On the way to the bottom
I met an ol' girl of mine.
She said, "Honey, I'm scared.
Won't you love me one more time?"
--Shel Silverstein (1930-1999)
#10
Posted 17 April 2005 - 10:42 AM
Now in space, that sounds like fun!
#11
Posted 17 April 2005 - 03:26 PM
Tom
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#12
Posted 17 April 2005 - 04:58 PM
See post from drbill.Now, why did this topic catch my attention?????????????
Sex and diving two of the three most important activies to us SDers ....HMMMM
I just have to ask.... Which of the above two ranks #1.
Edited by gis_gal, 17 April 2005 - 04:59 PM.
Formerly known as gis_gal and name tattoo'd for a small bribe!
#13
Posted 17 April 2005 - 05:01 PM
Life is a matter of luck, and the odds in favor of success are in no way enhanced by extreme caution... Erich Topp WW II U Boat Commander
#14
Posted 17 April 2005 - 05:05 PM
Well that depends on the "dive " site(s)...(pardon the play on words) and which one was more memorable or if it was a wreck...which had better 'penetration'See post from drbill.Now, why did this topic catch my attention?????????????
Sex and diving two of the three most important activies to us SDers ....HMMMM
I just have to ask.... Which of the above two ranks #1.
#15
Posted 17 April 2005 - 05:16 PM
Life is a matter of luck, and the odds in favor of success are in no way enhanced by extreme caution... Erich Topp WW II U Boat Commander
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