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[Walter]

Vary your activities! Add a little spice. I wouldn't want to only have sex underwater, but everyone should try it at least once.

[drdiver]

well, there are a lot of different kinds of sex, too.......

[mechanical31]

Vary your activities! Add a little spice. I wouldn't want to only have sex underwater, but everyone should try it at least once.

well put Walter

[steelemagnolia6]

I've never said that I didn't try it once when I was at dive camp... lmbo....

we all know what the spice of life is...

There are stories to be told over cold beer after the last dive of the day....

[FLDiver]

Top Ten Reason Why Sex Underwater is a Bad Idea:

10) most pink body parts look quite tasty to barracudas
9) Flavored Motion Lotion + seawater = Bleaugh!
8) sharp edges on coral wreak havoc on black nylons
7) inability to swing a whip / flogger underwater
6) still tastes like tuna
5) water shorts out batteries in sex toys
4) can't find wetsuit made of black leather, high-heeled fins, push-up BC, etc.
3) the amount of redundant gear required for proper DIR penetration
2) neoprene condoms kill the sensation entirely
1) Moaning underwater .... attracts more pelagics than you can shake a fin at!

and you just Know there's gotta be more ...

[Walter]

Top Ten Reasons Why Sex Underwater is a Great Idea:

10) Sex is fun any time, any place!
9) It makes safety stops interesting!
8) It's yet another reason to have excellent buoyancy control.
7) Dive buddies should be well acquainted.
6) Some dive sites aren't all that interesting.
5) It gives one practice with no mask breathing.
4) It's fun to combine one's two favorite activities.
3) It's a reason to not wear a sissy (dive skin) suit.
2) Wet skin feels incredibly good!
1) Sex is fun any time, any place!

[steelemagnolia6]

too funny.......

[RichardB]

Certainly opens an opportunity for more activities on the "Deco Line."

Edited by RichardB, 18 April 2005 - 03:21 PM.

[steelemagnolia6]

well if there is that hanging bar to grab a hold of.....

[RichardB]

well if there is that hanging bar to grab a hold of.....

Well, it would certainly make those hour long deco stops much more interesting and just think of all the extra accessories that would be developed.

[steelemagnolia6]

well I am sure that we could think up a whole new line of "scuba toys"

[Cold_H2O]

Ok Walter I like your 10 reasons..
So I guess I need to make a few adjustments in my diving first...
#1 - Dive only in WARM water... not in the chilly PNW....brrrrrr.
#2 - Got to find cuter dive buddies...
#3 - Work on bouyancy and no mask breathing...

That should be a good start... Finding the warm water will be tough I might have to move....

[RichardB]

well I am sure that we could think up a whole new line of "scuba toys"

The diver propulsion line alone would bring millions!

[RichardB]

well I am sure that we could think up a whole new line of "scuba toys"

I just had another thought...will the DIR guys get involved with this? And if so, will they still insist that their buddies have the same identical equipment?

(Notice I didn't make any reference to the DIR love of using the word "Stroke.")....just kidding guys!

Edited by RichardB, 18 April 2005 - 10:41 PM.

[Walter]

So I guess I need to make a few adjustments in my diving first...
#1 - Dive only in WARM water... not in the chilly PNW....brrrrrr.

Not necessarily. It's not like you have to have sex every time you dive. Only have sex when diving in warm water.

#2 - Got to find cuter dive buddies...

I thought Single Divers was the answer to this.

#3 - Work on bouyancy and no mask breathing...

Never a bad idea, even if you never have sex underwater.