5. He's scaring the fish with his white leather, fringed, metal-studded wetsuit.
4. An environmental disaster is declared due to the oil slick emanting from his hair.
3. He cracks himself up crooning 'Love Me Tender' to the boathands.
2. His mask is custom-fitted with pitch-black lenses.
1. He's wearing blue suede fins.
The Top 5 Signs Your Dive Buddy Might Be Elvis:
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RichardB
, May 09 2005 05:30 PM
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Posted 09 May 2005 - 05:30 PM
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Posted 09 May 2005 - 06:40 PM
Ok, My fins are NOT blue suede 
Scott
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"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."
- Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back')
"And the trees are all kept equal by hatch, axe, and saw"
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Posted 09 May 2005 - 08:25 PM
So...you're not denying the white leather wetsuit? 
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Posted 09 May 2005 - 08:29 PM
I noticed he didn't deny the oil slick either! LOLOL!, Just kidding!So...you're not denying the white leather wetsuit?
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Posted 09 May 2005 - 08:55 PM
Is his mask framed in Gold with fake sideburns attached to it??
Rick
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Posted 09 May 2005 - 09:22 PM
True story:
During a dive trip to Quadra Island, British Columbia, I frequented a local watering hole that was having a karaoke night.
I happen to channel the spirit of Elvis, and on that particular night, the King occupied my body for a stirring rendition of "Can't Help Falling in Love with You".
A woman in the audience removed her bra and threw it to me on stage - hit me square in the face.
I figure that I've now had a dive with orcas, and had a bra thrown at me. If I get a dive with humpbacks checked off my list, I think I will have accomplished everything I set out to achieve in life.
Rock on, Elvis!
-david
During a dive trip to Quadra Island, British Columbia, I frequented a local watering hole that was having a karaoke night.
I happen to channel the spirit of Elvis, and on that particular night, the King occupied my body for a stirring rendition of "Can't Help Falling in Love with You".
A woman in the audience removed her bra and threw it to me on stage - hit me square in the face.
I figure that I've now had a dive with orcas, and had a bra thrown at me. If I get a dive with humpbacks checked off my list, I think I will have accomplished everything I set out to achieve in life.
Rock on, Elvis!
-david
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Psalms 107:23-24
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Posted 09 May 2005 - 10:18 PM
A fat guy choking on saltwater in the head did not make the list????? 
Live Life To The Fullest, ARE YOU WITH ME!!!!!!!
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Posted 09 May 2005 - 10:26 PM
Wonder if this means we'll have another 'blue christmas' again??? 
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