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Dive Buddy Wanted

Started by drbill , Apr 27 2004 10:08 AM

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#16 jextract

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Location:Los Angeles, CA
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Logged Dives:120ish

Posted 04 May 2004 - 10:58 AM

... SAF seeking SAM, ...
Damn... gotta find me a top-notch plastic surgeon!
surgeon for what?

I'm assuming your TLAs (three letter acronyms) stand for "Single Asian Female seeking Single ASIAN Male"?

"Because I accept the definition, does not mean I accept the defined." -- ScubaHawk
"Love is blind but lust likes lacy panties" -- SanDiegoCarol
"If you're gonna be dumb, you'd better be tough." -- Phillip Manor
"If I know the answer I'll tell you the answer, and if I don't I'll just respond cleverly." -- Donald Rumsfeld

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#17 mischievous

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Posted 04 May 2004 - 10:58 AM

i was taking it from CT for "single aquatic male". i don't know why CSI would need an operation for maleness! he's the strongest, brawny masculine type with a tux and a toolbox as any i've seen..<insert eye batting here>

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#18 raizyr

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Location:Atlanta, Ga
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Cert Level:none yet, open water planned this summer

Posted 04 May 2004 - 10:59 AM

SAF seeking SAM, preferably with large vehicle to haul things around in as i will not give up my tiny car and will prefer to borrow yours as much as possible.

Bah, get multiple vehicles, everyone should have a hauling vehicle and a sports car

must be willing to try new things such as costumes and making home movies....teaching me some tricks and learning some new ones of your own. must enjoy some nibbling and violence...

Pinch me! you're not really real are you?! You're just a figment of my imagination :-D

prefer men to be taller than me in thigh high riding boots....

... gasp ...

who would be able to lift me but not necessarily my dive gear as i'm a tough broad and can carry my own things!

mmmm tough broads :bye:

the lifting is for other activities...

Rrrrowwwrrrr

double bonus points if you own a giraffe or a penguin!

wonder if they sell those on ebay??!!

Edited by raizyr, 04 May 2004 - 11:00 AM.

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#19 Marvel

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Gender:Female
Cert Level:AOW, Nitrox
Logged Dives:200+

Posted 04 May 2004 - 11:02 AM

I'll make you feel like the only woman in the world but am not clingy or needy. ...I own a dive computer (but still do my tables), a tuxedo, and a toolbox and I know how to use them all.

my goodness...now i have this urgent need to go to california for, uh, business!

Be sure to post under "Trip Reports" when you get back.....

Marvel

"I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else." C. S. Lewis

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#20 jextract

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Posted 04 May 2004 - 11:03 AM

i was taking it from CT for "single aquatic male". i don't know why CSI would need an operation for maleness! he's the strongest, brawny masculine type with a tux and a toolbox as any i've seen..<insert eye batting here>

Awwwww.... flattery will get you .......... well, pretty much anywhere. New Avatar just for you, CSII!

Edited by jextract, 04 May 2004 - 11:11 AM.

"Because I accept the definition, does not mean I accept the defined." -- ScubaHawk
"Love is blind but lust likes lacy panties" -- SanDiegoCarol
"If you're gonna be dumb, you'd better be tough." -- Phillip Manor
"If I know the answer I'll tell you the answer, and if I don't I'll just respond cleverly." -- Donald Rumsfeld

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#21 drbill

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Posted 04 May 2004 - 05:34 PM

Sigh... Jamie, you're just too much competition for me. We can no longer dive in the same ocean... so I'm moving to southern Thailand and diving the Andaman Sea (Indian Ocean) from now on.

Here I have a toolbox (even know how to use some of them) and even wear a tux for some of my fantastic parties (see image). Where did I go wrong? Not letting my nieces or nephews win at cards?

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On top of all my astounding qualifications, I also offer the following:

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Dr. B.

Must have a sense of humor to view my web site!

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#22 Coo's Toe

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Posted 06 May 2004 - 01:15 AM

surgeon for what?

To make him look like a SAM
who the heck is sam?....

SAM... Single AQUATIC Male, no plastic surgeons required. Spend your money on dive trips instead.

( Sam... who the heck is he? The annoying little fellow often seen on the train or in a box, eating green poultry and meat products. )

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#23 Coo's Toe

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Location:Yakima, WA
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Posted 06 May 2004 - 01:20 AM

Nice X-Ray, Dr. Bill... I've been thinking of getting one of those grey things for myself. Can you find any on ebay? :teeth:

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#24 Diverbrian

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Posted 06 May 2004 - 05:53 AM

I always that that Sam was that poor piano player that kept getting hollered at for playing songs that the bar owner didn't want to hear.

A person should be judged in this life not by the mistakes that they make nor by the number of them. Rather they are to be judged by their recovery from them.

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#25 Walter

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Logged Dives:4 digits

Posted 06 May 2004 - 06:31 AM

Surface to Air Missle?

No single raindrop believes it is responsible for the flood.

DSSW,

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#26 drbill

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Posted 06 May 2004 - 07:50 AM

CT- My friends often told me I should have my head examined, so I did. It's an MRI Image just to prove that there is some gray matter up there for the unbelievers.

Didn't realize the in-lined images displayed automatically. Thought they were just linked.

DB- Do you remember what song Sam started playing first before Bogey "corrected" him?

Dr. B.

Edited by drbill, 06 May 2004 - 07:51 AM.

Must have a sense of humor to view my web site!

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#27 scubahoney

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Posted 06 May 2004 - 08:01 AM

WANTED: Diverbrian, jextract, and Coo's Toe! I can have all three right?

The greatest resource of the ocean is not material but the boundless spring of inspiration and well-being we gain from her.
~Jacques Cousteau

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#28 Diverbrian

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Posted 06 May 2004 - 08:15 AM

CT- My friends often told me I should have my head examined, so I did. It's an MRI Image just to prove that there is some gray matter up there for the unbelievers.

Didn't realize the in-lined images displayed automatically. Thought they were just linked.

DB- Do you remember what song Sam started playing first before Bogey "corrected" him?

Dr. B.

"As Time Goes By" was the unfortunate pianist's intended song. But he got cut short, as you stated.

And Scubahoney,

you could try. :teeth:

I know I am a one-woman man, as unclaimed as I am though!

A person should be judged in this life not by the mistakes that they make nor by the number of them. Rather they are to be judged by their recovery from them.