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[drbill]

Triggerfish... I can't believe how fickle you are. You've now turned your attention to ZD. Sure, he's an IMOM for you ladies (after his picture was "leaked"). But what am I... burnt liver? No, I can't compete with the likes of a more youthful ZD, but I've got maturity (questionable), experience and other factors going for me!

Besides, I still want to know why ZD has a "honey do list" if he is truly available? Ain't nobody sticking me with one of those unless there's a firm agreement between us.

On to of that I just read your flirting with Jextract, too! He and I are going to have to compare notes this weekend at Casino Point.

Crying on Catalina,

Dr. B.

Edited by drbill, 28 April 2004 - 06:12 PM.

[WreckWench]

Triggerfish... I can't believe how fickle you are. You've now turned your attention to ZD. Sure, he's an IMOM for you ladies (after his picture was "leaked").

I think the word is 'opportunistic'....or perhaps...ADD...perhaps she's off to other distractions....

But what am I... burnt liver? No, I can't compete with the likes of a more youthful ZD, but I've got maturity (questionable), experience and other factors going for me!

I personally prefer chopped liver myself but perhaps burnt is more palatable when speaking of any kind of liver! As for ZD...that is not of course the real ZD...he is older and more experienced like you!

Besides, I still want to know why ZD has a "honey do list" if he is truly available? Ain't nobody sticking me with one of those unless there's a firm agreement between us.

Good plan on that list Dr.B. Just so happens ZD's honey-do list does have a firm agreement stuck to it....if you read the fine print and some previous posts about the list being a SD.com H-do list then you'd realize that I'm the one who stuck him with it. (Well technically you can add Walter and the gals....whips and chains to that list as well!!! ) He is always 'moaning' about how many things are on that list as well as how I keep him 'locked up' working on the site etc! The way he carries on you'd think he wasn't enjoying himself!!

Crying on Catalina,
Dr. B.

So cry no more...there is always that erotic movie and saki to keep you company!

[WreckWench]

On top of that I just read your flirting with Jextract, too! He and I are going to have to compare notes this weekend at Casino Point.

Crying on Catalina,

Dr. B.

Oh Dr. Bill....why is it that men can flirt with EVERY female they see or meet or type??? Yet women can't???? That's just not fair!

P.S. On the otherhand...so she might go to NC with us in July...wanna fill me in on your mutual notes??? Gotta figure out what the guys are up against when her and I team up diving wrecks or is that 'making' wrecks of you all????

I have a feeling you won't want to miss THESE fireworks in NC!!!

[drbill]

Ah, WW... your replies to my attempts at humor almost sound serious. Lighten up my blonde bombshell! I was just teasing.

As for men flirting with every woman they see... I'm not one of those. I rarely flirt and usually do so only after knowing a woman for a while so we both know where it's coming from. Well, of course that could depend on exactly what one calls flirting.

I do prefer being direct to flirting. Perhaps it's the scientist in me. For example, Last weekend at the Dive Park I saw this very attractive and quite personable (I spoke with her at the air fill station) female diver. No flirting involved although I did tease her about hearing music in her head since she was dancing at the air fill station. After she changed, I handed my card and said "if you are ever interested in a dive buddy out here, give me a call." I think that's politely direct. Of course she threw the card down and started madly stomping on it in the dirt (I think she was hearing that music in her head again).

Dr. B.

[Marvel]

All this talk about penetrating a wreck.....HEY WRECKwench.....  OMG, did I just go there? YEP, looks as if I did....I am in the bad boy corner now, arn't I?

-ZD

Let me see....by my calculations you'll barely be out of bad boy corner in time to dive the 4th of July...and that is ONLY if you get early release for good behavior!!!! Or is that early release for good performance???? Or maybe late release for bad behavior....nope that's what got you in bad boy corner in the first place!!!

Now, if 'Maus would let you borrow her :mauswhip: .....

[Marvel]

... BONAIRE.....DAMN, I am going to need some HEAVY FIRST AID after all of that....anyone of you gorgeous females First Aid / CPR certified....HELL, any one of you wanna practice?

-ZD

Did I read this right?????

[triggerfish]

Triggerfish... I can't believe how fickle you are.

oh, my darling doc (spoken in a soothing seductive voice).....

w2 is so right...why can't a red-blooded american woman flirt and have fun with lots of different people?(america the beautiful starts playing in the background) can i help it if i'm suddenly INNUNDATED with a dizzying array of eligible men? of ATTRACTIVE, INTERESTING men?? men who, in real life, are probably restricted to the things they can say out loud for fear of repercussions and who have found, in this site, an outlet for all the things they'd get SLAPPED FOR at work??? do i cry into my diet coke when you send your own little innuendos to any of a NUMBER of the beautiful women on this site?? (music intensifies) why no, my sweet....because you, as a red blooded american male, have the right to flirt ALSO without the need to settle on just ONE (everybody SING IT OUT!!!!!!!)....

whoa. sorry. got carried away.
what was the question again?

Edited by triggerfish, 28 April 2004 - 08:03 PM.

[drbill]

Now, TF, just who have I been flirting with? WW and I have tossed amusing notes at one another for several years now since we first discovered one another on the 'Net. Sapphire is another I have "known" (not in the Biblical sense) for a while since the SB days. I am too "mature" for the likes of 'Chie to take seriously.

I, for one, would probably act the same way in real life as I do on the 'Net. I'm an open and direct kind of person once I break through any initial shyness. Of course the last thing I want to do is offend anyone (which I occasionally do unintentionally). In MY office I can say anything, innuendo or not, that I darned please... I'm the only here to hear it anyway!!

Seriously, you are free to be as fickle as you want with other members of the SD family. Just had to tease you.

Dr. B.

[triggerfish]

Just had to tease you.

Dr. B.

i know that , babe. if i couldn't take the teasing, i wouldn't be here(you know...'if you can't cut the mustard, DON'T OPEN THE JAR!!')

besides....i loved being teased.

and you're not too mature for me!

[Marvel]

Now, TF, just who have I been flirting with? WW and I have tossed amusing notes at one another for several years now since we first discovered one another on the 'Net. Sapphire is another I have "known" (not in the Biblical sense) for a while since the SB days. I am too "mature" for the likes of 'Chie to take seriously.

I, for one, would probably act the same way in real life as I do on the 'Net. I'm an open and direct kind of person once I break through any initial shyness. Of course the last thing I want to do is offend anyone (which I occasionally do unintentionally). In MY office I can say anything, innuendo or not, that I darned please... I'm the only here to hear it anyway!!

Seriously, you are free to be as fickle as you want with other members of the SD family. Just had to tease you.

Dr. B.

:dltears: I don't even warrent a mention.... SOB!!!!!

[triggerfish]

I don't even warrent a mention.... SOB!!!!!

and he calls ME fickle!!!!!!!

[drbill]

Sorry Marvel, didn't mean to exclude you, Coppermaus or any of the other lovely ladies on SD.

Darn, I forgot to get the bottle of sake and I'm spending too much time trying to install lousy Win 2000 Pro back on this lousy computer to watch any erotic movies tonight. Sniff. Tomorrow, tomorrow... I'll love ya tomorrow...

Dr. B.

[Diverbrian]

oh...and that "honey-do" thing?

not a problem here.  not everyone is looking for committment!

OMGosh...if my 'SD Honey-do list' is only 3 pages long...I'd hate to see what my personal honey-do list would look like....afterall...I am SUCH a demanding woman!!! LOL!!!

Demand away here, ladies!

I've got your ...... (oops, got carried away).

You're all lovely and fun to be around. (This way I don't exclude anyone!)

Signed,
chopped liver

[ColoradoPilot]

Based upon advice I received recently, I will refrain from flirting with the lovely women here from now on.

[triggerfish]

Based upon advice I received recently, I will refrain from flirting with the lovely women here from now on.

good god, WHY?????
we're all so good at it!
comeon, flyboy.....we can take it!