Black leather, thigh-high boots
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, Apr 29 2004 09:14 AM
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Posted 29 April 2004 - 11:56 AM
I'm sure your place must just be abuzz!
"Because I accept the definition, does not mean I accept the defined." -- ScubaHawk
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"If I know the answer I'll tell you the answer, and if I don't I'll just respond cleverly." -- Donald Rumsfeld
"Love is blind but lust likes lacy panties" -- SanDiegoCarol
"If you're gonna be dumb, you'd better be tough." -- Phillip Manor
"If I know the answer I'll tell you the answer, and if I don't I'll just respond cleverly." -- Donald Rumsfeld
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Posted 29 April 2004 - 12:02 PM
Sorry, Marvel... no woman has ever considered me the submissive type. Are you packing those things for the Springs? If so, I might have to wear my body armor.
It sure would be amusing to travel with you though and see the TSA inspector's face when (s)he opened your bag for inspection (as 'Chie mentioned). You might be taken into a closed room for further "interrogation."
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It sure would be amusing to travel with you though and see the TSA inspector's face when (s)he opened your bag for inspection (as 'Chie mentioned). You might be taken into a closed room for further "interrogation."
Dr. Bill
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Posted 29 April 2004 - 12:02 PM
damn bees must have set up a hive under my bed!I'm sure your place must just be abuzz!
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Posted 29 April 2004 - 12:09 PM
geez, dr. b! it looks like the airports are going to be forced to dedicate a sd.com room for when we travel w/ our "stuff"...aka your <ahem> explosives and M's riding outfit! then they're going to wonder about all the 'cuffs, and whips, chains, drills, d'rags, and american flag paraphernalia!You might be taken into a closed room for further "interrogation."
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Posted 29 April 2004 - 12:09 PM
it's just that they breed and multiply on their own
Not exactly on their own. They are forced into that activity.
No single raindrop believes it is responsible for the flood.
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Posted 29 April 2004 - 12:11 PM
one day it'll be like that scene in the matrix when Neo mentions that he needs guns.
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Posted 29 April 2004 - 12:33 PM
Damn, I knew a long time ago I should have taken that job with TSA when I had the chance. I was all but hired.... Wonder if I could pull my uniform out of the closet and.... NEVER MIND! Wouldn't want to get anyones hopes up
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Posted 29 April 2004 - 12:36 PM
watch out! you know how all the women on this board love men in uniform!Damn, I knew a long time ago I should have taken that job with TSA when I had the chance. I was all but hired.... Wonder if I could pull my uniform out of the closet and.... NEVER MIND! Wouldn't want to get anyones hopes up
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Posted 29 April 2004 - 12:53 PM
Not just any uniform sweetheart... Marine Corps Dress Blues! And yes, I still fit into them just like the day I had them issued to mewatch out! you know how all the women on this board love men in uniform!Damn, I knew a long time ago I should have taken that job with TSA when I had the chance. I was all but hired.... Wonder if I could pull my uniform out of the closet and.... NEVER MIND! Wouldn't want to get anyones hopes up
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Posted 29 April 2004 - 01:58 PM
Darn, does a wetsuit count as a uniform if you're diving professionally? My Boy Scout uniform doesn't fit any more, nor does my band uniform.
Sniff.
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Sniff.
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Posted 29 April 2004 - 04:53 PM
[quote name='mischievous' date='Apr 29 2004, 11:43 AM']we should PM CT since he's having trouble navigating the board and ask him.[/quote]
OK... I drank some kool-aid and discussed this "technical diving" question with my GUE instructor. After consulting with the grand poohbah at GUE headquarters, the following official rules have been handed down through the chain of command.
[quote] All electronic rabbits shall be carried under the left arm, and labeled appropriately with stickers showing MOV ( maximum operating voltage ) and owner's name or initials. Staging rabbits under both arms is unacceptable as it interferes with deployment of the long hose.[quote]
[quote] Handcuffs shall not be allowed in properly configured DIR gear, as they present an unacceptable metal to metal connection. If you must tie her up, tie her up with cave line...[quote]
And finally, on the subject of thigh-high leather boots with stiletto heels...
[quote] Dude! Who is this chick, and where did you find her??? Make her drink the kool-aid and have her and her rabbit collection ground shipped to Florida, ASAP!!! [quote]
OK... I drank some kool-aid and discussed this "technical diving" question with my GUE instructor. After consulting with the grand poohbah at GUE headquarters, the following official rules have been handed down through the chain of command.
[quote] All electronic rabbits shall be carried under the left arm, and labeled appropriately with stickers showing MOV ( maximum operating voltage ) and owner's name or initials. Staging rabbits under both arms is unacceptable as it interferes with deployment of the long hose.[quote]
[quote] Handcuffs shall not be allowed in properly configured DIR gear, as they present an unacceptable metal to metal connection. If you must tie her up, tie her up with cave line...[quote]
And finally, on the subject of thigh-high leather boots with stiletto heels...
[quote] Dude! Who is this chick, and where did you find her??? Make her drink the kool-aid and have her and her rabbit collection ground shipped to Florida, ASAP!!! [quote]
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Posted 29 April 2004 - 04:56 PM
do we have to pack her in the box?...'cause that didn't work well last time someone tried to ground ship themselves.
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Posted 29 April 2004 - 04:57 PM
That's our CT! Thorough to the core!! Thanks for the clarifications.
"Because I accept the definition, does not mean I accept the defined." -- ScubaHawk
"Love is blind but lust likes lacy panties" -- SanDiegoCarol
"If you're gonna be dumb, you'd better be tough." -- Phillip Manor
"If I know the answer I'll tell you the answer, and if I don't I'll just respond cleverly." -- Donald Rumsfeld
"Love is blind but lust likes lacy panties" -- SanDiegoCarol
"If you're gonna be dumb, you'd better be tough." -- Phillip Manor
"If I know the answer I'll tell you the answer, and if I don't I'll just respond cleverly." -- Donald Rumsfeld
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Posted 29 April 2004 - 05:02 PM
I think she's already in Florida.
No single raindrop believes it is responsible for the flood.
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Posted 29 April 2004 - 05:03 PM
Are you refering to the Velvet Underground song or to the guy that was recently arrested for shipping himself? I guess it had bad results in both cases...do we have to pack her in the box?...'cause that didn't work well last time someone tried to ground ship themselves.
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