This is way before your time for most of y'all, but you may enjoy the humor...
It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Gerry Sue. Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo.
When he goes to the front door, Gerry Sue's father answers and invites him in.
"Gerry Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he says.
That's cool.
Gerry Sue's father asks Harold what they are planning to do. Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in-movie.
Gerry Sue's father responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it.."
Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Harold and he says, "Whaaaat?"
"Yeah," says Gerry Sue's father, "We know Gerry Sue really likes to screw; why, she'd screw all night if we let her!"
Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening.
A few minutes later, Gerry Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes, and announces that she's ready to go.
Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts his date out the front door while Dad is saying, "Have a good evening kids," with a small wink for Harold.
About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Gerry Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father:
"Dammit Daddy! The Twist, it's called the Twist !!!!! "
Dating in 1957
Started by
DandyDon
, Aug 17 2005 09:54 AM
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Posted 17 August 2005 - 09:54 AM
What would Patton do...? 
Yeah I know: I've been branded a non-group person - doesn't play well with others. I am so upset.
Let me know if you want to have some fun, without the drama - I'm good for that.
Yeah I know: I've been branded a non-group person - doesn't play well with others. I am so upset.
Let me know if you want to have some fun, without the drama - I'm good for that.
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Posted 17 August 2005 - 09:58 AM
LAUGHED SO HARD THAT TEARS WERE FLOWING! LOL
Edited by Mishelle, 17 August 2005 - 09:58 AM.
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Posted 17 August 2005 - 10:54 AM
Good one Don.
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Posted 17 August 2005 - 02:40 PM
Heard it before...but always good for a chuckle....
only 22 more days to go Don........BARBADOS BOUND !!!
only 22 more days to go Don........BARBADOS BOUND !!!
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Posted 18 August 2005 - 03:43 PM
Now I know why I got my face slapped back then.
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Posted 18 August 2005 - 05:29 PM
Now I know why I got my face slapped back then.
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Posted 19 August 2005 - 07:28 AM
Saw it coming and still nearly sprayed my monitor with coffee.
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