1. Track marks on her arms (she needn't say a word)
2. "I can't dive tomorrow, I'm getting my nails done."
3. "I'm sure you'll love my pet boa constrictor... he sleeps with me every night."
4. "I'm a natural blonde." [with some allowance for signs of high intelligence]
5. "I bleach my hair once a month so my roots [= intelligence] aren't so obvious."
6. "I love to dive. Will you take me to the Great Barrier Reef? I can't afford to go myself."
7. "Aren't you going to buy me a drink?"
8. "You are old enough to be my father." [unless she's a daddy's girl!]
9. "Do you drive a Mercedes?"
10. "I plan to be celibate until I get married."
Actually, I consider #10 to be admirable. It would give me a chance to know her and know that I don't just want her for "you-know-what" which tends to confuse the issue. And it would make the honeymoon that much more special.
Unfortunately most of us have self-control issues and won't make this happen.
Edited by Terri, 15 January 2006 - 09:01 AM.