I thought you women might get a kick out of this. Mike
1. Don't imagine you can change a man -- unless he's in diapers.
>
>2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
>
>3. If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up
>there.
>
>4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone.
>
>5. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.
>
>6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can
>tell them apart.
>
>7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make
>some woman miserable.
>
>8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself
>types.
>
>9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old
>for it.
>
>10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
>
>11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
>
>12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even
>in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
>
>13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him
>checkbooks.
>
>14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it
>means that you laugh at his.
>
>15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
>
>These were found on Ladies' Bumper Stickers:
>
>* OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY... I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
>
>* HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
>
>And my favorite!
>
>* IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.
>
Joke !!!
Started by
Bubble2Bubble
, Mar 22 2004 09:39 AM
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#1
Posted 22 March 2004 - 09:39 AM
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#2
Posted 22 March 2004 - 10:37 AM
Thanks for the great laugh B2B, that was good...
#3
Posted 22 March 2004 - 10:48 AM
Those were good! Thanks!
I wonder where I can get one of the bumperstickers!!
Diverlady
I wonder where I can get one of the bumperstickers!!
Diverlady
Edited by Diverlady, 22 March 2004 - 11:21 AM.
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#4
Posted 22 March 2004 - 11:18 AM
B2B...you are a riot!! These are truly funny! Thanks for the BIG laugh this morning!!!!
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#5
Posted 22 March 2004 - 12:38 PM
LOL....What a Hoot! Thanks for the Laugh
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