1. Don't imagine you can change a man -- unless he's in diapers.
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>2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
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>3. If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up
>there.
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>4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone.
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>5. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.
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>6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can
>tell them apart.
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>7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make
>some woman miserable.
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>8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself
>types.
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>9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old
>for it.
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>10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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>11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
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>12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even
>in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
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>13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him
>checkbooks.
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>14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it
>means that you laugh at his.
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>15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
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>These were found on Ladies' Bumper Stickers:
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>* OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY... I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
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>* HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
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>And my favorite!
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>* IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.
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