CELIBACY can be a choice in life, or it can be a condition imposed by
certain environmental encounters.
While attending a marriage encounter weekend, Walter and his wife Ann
listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives
know the things that are important to each other." He addressed the men,
"Can you name and describe your wife's favourite flower?"
Walter leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently and whispered,
"Robin Hood All-purpose, isn't it?"
And thus began Walter's life of celibacy.
married persons' joke
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Diverlady
, Mar 22 2004 10:50 AM
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Posted 22 March 2004 - 10:50 AM
FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION!! It comes bundled with the software.
What do you mean "it doesn't come in PINK"?!?!
What do you mean "it doesn't come in PINK"?!?!
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Posted 22 March 2004 - 11:04 AM
I know you simply pasted that one in without making any changes at all.
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Posted 22 March 2004 - 11:16 AM
laugh out loud Oooops this is for married people Sheeeesh
[QUOTE]CELIBACY can be a choice in life, or it can be a condition imposed by
certain environmental encounters.
For me its alittle of both
Mike
[QUOTE]CELIBACY can be a choice in life, or it can be a condition imposed by
certain environmental encounters.
For me its alittle of both
Mike
Edited by Bubble2Bubble, 22 March 2004 - 11:20 AM.
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Posted 22 March 2004 - 11:16 AM
Honestly!! I did!!
I did think about changing the names to protect the innocent but then thought, what name do I put that wouldn't potentially single out someone else????
Diverlady
I did think about changing the names to protect the innocent but then thought, what name do I put that wouldn't potentially single out someone else????
Diverlady
FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION!! It comes bundled with the software.
What do you mean "it doesn't come in PINK"?!?!
What do you mean "it doesn't come in PINK"?!?!
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Posted 22 March 2004 - 11:21 AM
Yes but our Walter would have never remembered the brand of 'flour'.....he he!! or would he????
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Posted 22 March 2004 - 11:24 AM
There!! I editted it!
Do you still love me Walter?
Diverlady
Do you still love me Walter?
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Posted 22 March 2004 - 11:32 AM
Darlin',Do you still love me Walter?
How could I not?
Walter
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Posted 22 March 2004 - 11:38 AM
Phew!! I'm glad I managed to get myself outta that one!!
But, now where did my edit go???
Diverlady
But, now where did my edit go???
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Posted 22 March 2004 - 12:00 PM
Phew!! I'm glad I managed to get myself outta that one!!
You were never in one.
But, now where did my edit go???
It ruined the flow of the joke, I took it out.
our Walter would have never remembered the brand of 'flour'.....
Don't ever bet against my memory.
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Posted 22 March 2004 - 12:21 PM
Now Walter....I don't know what brand of 'flour' I use so I'd be impressed that you know your ex's??? Too funny...but thanks for the warning...I promise to not bet against your memory???
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Posted 22 March 2004 - 01:22 PM
I'm glad that's the case with my edit!! I thought I was losing it!!
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Posted 22 March 2004 - 02:31 PM
Thanks for another good laugh all, you all are too funny!
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Posted 22 March 2004 - 03:18 PM
No indeed. I would bet the farm for it. I like wildflours myself. Y'know, unrefined wheat, oats, triticale.Don't ever bet against my memory.
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Posted 22 March 2004 - 03:38 PM
Oh you are funnier then the original joke!No indeed. I would bet the farm for it. I like wildflours myself. Y'know, unrefined wheat, oats, triticale.Don't ever bet against my memory.
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Posted 22 March 2004 - 04:11 PM
What would be really funny is if someone sent me a bouquet of grains for my birthday. Then the joke would be on me!Oh you are funnier then the original joke!I like wildflours myself. Y'know, unrefined wheat, oats, triticale.
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