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Best and Worse Pick Up Lines...

Started by shadragon , Feb 04 2007 01:49 PM

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#31 drbill

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Posted 06 February 2007 - 09:30 AM

My favorite one that I've ever heard was spoken to a girl I happened to be standing next to in a bar when I was in my early 20s. A guy walked up to her and asked, "could I interest you in a multiple orgasm?" She was speechless, but the guy was unfazed. He simply said, "no? OK, maybe later..." and walked away.

Classic.

Hmmm. Jamie, how come women never use that line with us?

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#32 WreckWench

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Posted 06 February 2007 - 09:53 AM

My favorite one that I've ever heard was spoken to a girl I happened to be standing next to in a bar when I was in my early 20s. A guy walked up to her and asked, "could I interest you in a multiple orgasm?" She was speechless, but the guy was unfazed. He simply said, "no? OK, maybe later..." and walked away.

Classic.

Hmmm. Jamie, how come women never use that line with us?

They are probably afraid you buy them too many 'sex on the beach' or 'orgasms'! :cool2:

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#33 Scubatooth

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Posted 06 February 2007 - 09:56 AM

Jamie just one question did the guy say it with a completely straight face.

WW naw you dont any of those your would really prefer one of my Ritas over that.

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#34 jextract

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Posted 09 February 2007 - 12:53 PM

Jamie just one question did the guy say it with a completely straight face.

WW naw you dont any of those your would really prefer one of my Ritas over that.

Yep ... totally deadpan. Awesome in its directness.

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#35 Scubatooth

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Posted 09 February 2007 - 01:15 PM

thats one smooth operator... at least the guy has style.

now i only wonder if he meant the drink or the other.

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