Well, maybe you could still get a job writing fortune cookie fortunes. They don't have to be good, or for that matter, even relevant (I got one that said "Happy Bar Mitzvah, Jerry" one time - my name is not Jerry and I wasn't attending a bar mitzvah).. . . and I wonder why Hallmark won't hire me.
Whats makes a soul mate?
#31
Posted 16 March 2007 - 07:32 AM
#32
Posted 16 March 2007 - 07:41 AM
#33
Posted 16 March 2007 - 10:06 AM
Dennis
"Suppose you were an idiot ... And suppose you were a member of Congress ... But I repeat myself." --Mark Twain
#34
Posted 16 March 2007 - 08:38 PM
Souls and the afterlife? Well, like the song says, "If there's life after this, I'll be waiting there with a warm wet kiss." Or something to that effect.
At this point I would settle for a luke warm one! LOL
#35
Posted 16 March 2007 - 09:40 PM
Souls and the afterlife? Well, like the song says, "If there's life after this, I'll be waiting there with a warm wet kiss." Or something to that effect.
At this point I would settle for a luke warm one! LOL
l'll start the line
what if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about?
#36
Posted 19 March 2007 - 12:47 PM
Souls and the afterlife? Well, like the song says, "If there's life after this, I'll be waiting there with a warm wet kiss." Or something to that effect.
At this point I would settle for a luke warm one! LOL
l'll start the line
#37
Posted 19 March 2007 - 04:40 PM
However, you're a smart man, 'Hawk. When bank robber Willie Sutton was asked why he robbed banks, he replied "that's where the money is." Which explains why if you're trying to find a soulmate you work where you do!Wouldn't it suck if souls and soul mates existed. Just think, somewhere on the planet 1 perfect match for you existed. You know your life won't be totally complete until you find this one person among the 2.5 billion choices (5 billion if you are bi) Even if you could meet a potential match every minute it could take over 4700 years. So if soul mates do exists - the odds of someone finding theirs is so staggeringly small that it's best not to think about it. This also means that the odd of someone you think is your soul mate, actually being your soul mate is just as amazingly small so it's probably just self delusion.
. . . and I wonder why Hallmark won't hire me.
"Love is blind but lust likes lacy panties" -- SanDiegoCarol
"If you're gonna be dumb, you'd better be tough." -- Phillip Manor
"If I know the answer I'll tell you the answer, and if I don't I'll just respond cleverly." -- Donald Rumsfeld
#38
Posted 20 March 2007 - 01:36 AM
The funny part is that Willy is one of my relatives. I guess it runs in the family.However, you're a smart man, 'Hawk. When bank robber Willie Sutton was asked why he robbed banks, he replied "that's where the money is." Which explains why if you're trying to find a soulmate you work where you do!Wouldn't it suck if souls and soul mates existed. Just think, somewhere on the planet 1 perfect match for you existed. You know your life won't be totally complete until you find this one person among the 2.5 billion choices (5 billion if you are bi) Even if you could meet a potential match every minute it could take over 4700 years. So if soul mates do exists - the odds of someone finding theirs is so staggeringly small that it's best not to think about it. This also means that the odd of someone you think is your soul mate, actually being your soul mate is just as amazingly small so it's probably just self delusion.
. . . and I wonder why Hallmark won't hire me.
Every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance. - Jean-Paul Sartre
I feel the urge, the urge to submerge! -ScubaHawk - Raptor of the Deep !
WHO DAT!!!!
#39
Posted 22 March 2007 - 07:33 PM
#40
Posted 23 March 2007 - 02:45 PM
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