But does upping your credentials plus the "no speedo" deal really up the value of the Dream Dive to this level? What if you offered to wear something else....something with a bit more pizzaz...like a kilt for instance! Now that might make this auction a bit more interesting.
Shadragon hereinafter referred to as 'the party of the first part', in consideration of the sum of $1, lawful money of the United States of America in hand paid, and for the further consideration of money and labor heretofore expended and of labor to be hereafter expended in and upon the terms of the 'Dream Dive Auction', situate in the islands of the Bahamas, in the municipality of George Town, agrees to 'the winning bidder' hereinafter referred to as the 'party of the second part', the said clothing concessions which shall be implemented upon the terms and consideration following, to wit:
The said party of the second part shall provide a piece of traditional Scottish garb commonly referred to as a 'kilt' to the party of the first part, where the party of the first part shall wear said kilt to the satisfaction of the said party of the second part, the party of the second part is not authorized to sell or negotiate the sale of any photographs, images or video recordings for any amount of compensation, but may retain said photographs, images or video recordings for personal use.
The said party of the second part shall provide a piece of traditional Scottish garb commonly referred to as a 'sporran' to the party of the first part, where the party of the first part shall wear said sporran to the satisfaction of the said party of the second part, the party of the second part is not authorized to sell or negotiate the sale of any photographs, images or video recordings for any amount of compensation, but may retain said photographs, images or video recordings for personal use.
The said party of the first part may wear or not wear whatever he deems appropriate under the aforementioned kilt for the occasion, the results of this choice may or may not be made public at the discretion of the party of the first part.
The said party of the first part may at his discretion provide a piece of traditional Scottish garb commonly referred to as a 'sgian dubh', where this item shall be used exclusively for self-defense from over zealous or over amorous ship mates, the said party of the second part agrees to not provoke unusual behavior from the Captain, crew or passengers of the vessel involved, which can take the form of, but not be limited to, cat calls, whistles, foot stamping, clapping and/or other verbal or non-verbal expressions.
Any unspecified clothing items are subject to on-site negotiation initiated by either the party of the first part or the party of the second part, in any event the minimum time for wearing the clothing items detailed above, or any additional clothing items negotiated on site shall be no less than one hour with the party of the first part having the ability to extend this time period as long as the party of the first part feels is required.
The said parties hereto hereby mutually agree to aid each other in this transaction of said clothing concessions to the end that the consideration be realized as quickly as possible. And the said party of the first part hereby agrees to execute any deed or deeds or conveyances that may be hereafter necessary to convey the presentation of the stated clothing concessions. This contract is to take the place of and supersede any and all other contract or contracts heretofore made by said parties hereto with reference to said clothing considerations.
This agreement is freely entered into and by mine own hand recorded.