Women are desireable if they meet one of the following requirements;
1) weight in pounds < ((age in months)^0.2)*35 + (height in inches - 60)*4) & (income > spending)
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so I'm on an online dating site and. . .
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, Aug 30 2007 11:16 AM
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Posted 31 August 2007 - 10:05 AM
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Posted 01 September 2007 - 12:24 AM
I am not allowed to discriminate by age... as long as they are over 18. However, I do prefer cougars to kittens. I still consider cougars to be young ladies.
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Posted 03 September 2007 - 12:31 PM
Far as I am concerned, if they are older than my brother (38) and younger than my father (70) then I feel OK. I have dated men as much as 8 years younger than me.....so I guess I am a cougar!
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Posted 03 September 2007 - 07:33 PM
I have a short answer to that question and it is "HELL YEAH BABE"
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Posted 03 September 2007 - 11:07 PM
The answer very gal over 30 loves hearing.I have a short answer to that question and it is "HELL YEAH BABE"
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Posted 03 September 2007 - 11:25 PM
I was married at 35 and my very short term wife was 42, she had a problem with me being 7 yrs younger. We still got married, but it was something that bothered her.
Being 38 now there is a range of ages that I am drawn to, so that we have more in common. Usually +- 10 yrs or so.
Being 38 now there is a range of ages that I am drawn to, so that we have more in common. Usually +- 10 yrs or so.
jeff aka nice-diver
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Posted 04 September 2007 - 04:44 AM
MY vote ie
HELL YES older women are VERY marketable!!!!!!!!!!!! They rock!
HELL YES older women are VERY marketable!!!!!!!!!!!! They rock!
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Posted 04 September 2007 - 06:18 AM
The answer to whether a seasoned lady is marketable is fairly easy. Ask that question on a site full of 20 year olds, and the answer will be no. But then, they are young and stupid, and with age will realize that the best is yet to come. Ask a bunch of worldly, smart guys, and the answer is yes.
In all seriousness, there is not a person on this planet that can't find someone who thinks they're hot. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so keep putting yourself out there, you will find someone if you are looking...
In all seriousness, there is not a person on this planet that can't find someone who thinks they're hot. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so keep putting yourself out there, you will find someone if you are looking...
Drew Z.
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Posted 05 September 2007 - 12:40 PM
I would be just happy if someone went out with me. LOL no men please
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Posted 05 September 2007 - 01:41 PM
I would be just happy if someone went out with me. LOL no men please
Do you ask them out!? Most women can't read minds either. LOL
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Posted 05 September 2007 - 06:28 PM
I would be just happy if someone went out with me. LOL no men please
Do you ask them out!? Most women can't read minds either. LOL
eenie meanie chili beanie the sprirts are about to speak
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Posted 06 September 2007 - 05:40 AM
eenie meanie chili beanie the sprirts are about to speak
LOL Maybe 27 years service has been too long after all!!
"We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give." Sir Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965)
"Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young." - Dorothy Canfield Fisher
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Posted 06 September 2007 - 06:55 AM
eenie meanie chili beanie the sprirts are about to speak
LOL Maybe 27 years service has been too long after all!!
Ya know maybe you are right!
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Posted 06 September 2007 - 06:17 PM
I don't know about that. I think most of the guys that hit on me are in the 20-25 range. Of course that is pretty much who you meet in the snowboard terrain park I guess....The answer to whether a seasoned lady is marketable is fairly easy. Ask that question on a site full of 20 year olds, and the answer will be no. But then, they are young and stupid, and with age will realize that the best is yet to come. Ask a bunch of worldly, smart guys, and the answer is yes.
In all seriousness, there is not a person on this planet that can't find someone who thinks they're hot. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so keep putting yourself out there, you will find someone if you are looking...
The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
Stopping by Woods - Robert. Frost
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
Stopping by Woods - Robert. Frost
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Posted 06 September 2007 - 06:40 PM
Yeah but you could melt the snow under their boards!I don't know about that. I think most of the guys that hit on me are in the 20-25 range. Of course that is pretty much who you meet in the snowboard terrain park I guess....The answer to whether a seasoned lady is marketable is fairly easy. Ask that question on a site full of 20 year olds, and the answer will be no. But then, they are young and stupid, and with age will realize that the best is yet to come. Ask a bunch of worldly, smart guys, and the answer is yes.
In all seriousness, there is not a person on this planet that can't find someone who thinks they're hot. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so keep putting yourself out there, you will find someone if you are looking...
Never say Never! Its almost as long a time as always!
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