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When the devil grants your wish, oh the irony!

Started by Dive_Girl , Mar 29 2006 09:01 PM

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#91 Hipshot

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 09:04 AM

Granted. However, you will not have the ability to salvage it.

I wish I knew what I know now when I was 25.

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 09:16 AM

Wish granted..but just as you are about to take advantage of this new found knowledge, you suffer a terrible memory loss...due to falling off your skateboard and hitting your head...and because I am the devil..you're in a body cast too...!

I wish all the SD women would come to Jersey for the weekend...

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 09:16 AM

I wish I knew what I know now when I was 25.

granted however ironically what you know now is the same as what you knew back then :usflag:

i wish i was diving right now

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 10:32 AM

I wish all the SD women would come to Jersey for the weekend...

Granted: They are now ALL spending the weekend at your house.

i wish i was diving right now

Granted: you are now diving in a wreck at 95 feet - damn shame you're not wearing your gear now, ain't it

My plane leaves for Thailand in 4 hours - so there's one wish down, I wish the customers I DM for would tip.
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Posted 02 April 2006 - 10:40 AM

Granted, but only when you dance the Hula in a grass skirt with a pinapple on your head

I wish I had X-ray vision, and could see through walls.
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#96 Dive_Girl

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 10:56 AM

Granted, but you can only see through the walls of proctology offices!

I wish I had cream for my coffee this morning! Drat!
It's Winter time - you know you're a diver when you're scraping ice off your windshield INSIDE your vehicle...!

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 10:59 AM

Granted...you now have all the cream you would ever want...from the cow living in your bathroom! :usflag:

I wish to see lots of sea turtles in my upcoming trip to Curacao
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Posted 02 April 2006 - 01:14 PM

Granted...

Your hotel is now overbooked and you have been moved to the Sea Turtle Hostel. You have Sea Turtles on the 40 y/o shower curtain, bathroom tiles, bath towels, bedsheets, bedspread, wallpaper, carpeting and door mat.

I wish the next person that posts will be kind.
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Posted 02 April 2006 - 01:27 PM

Granted: Although people always ask me What Kind????

I wish the plane ride to Thailand was shorter.
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Posted 02 April 2006 - 01:28 PM

Granted...

Your hotel is now overbooked and you have been moved to the Sea Turtle Hostel. You have Sea Turtles on the 40 y/o shower curtain, bathroom tiles, bath towels, bedsheets, bedspread, wallpaper, carpeting and door mat.

I wish the next person that posts will be kind.


granted im giving u a kind wish of being on the dive trip with Terri to see all the turtles


i wish that when i go to Florida next thursday to dive ...my buddies will want to stay more than
one day of diving

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 01:44 PM

I wish the plane ride to Thailand was shorter.

Granted, but it's short because you never made it off the runway...you've been grounded with mechanical problems!


I wish that when scubanick goes to Florida next thursday to dive...his buddies will want to stay for more than one day of diving
It's Winter time - you know you're a diver when you're scraping ice off your windshield INSIDE your vehicle...!

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Posted 02 April 2006 - 01:50 PM

i wish that when i go to Florida next thursday to dive ...my buddies will want to stay more than one day of diving

Granted, They are going to stay and dive for a month, and put all expenses on your credit card.

I wish I could catch a 25 lb lobster.
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Posted 02 April 2006 - 02:50 PM

Granted, but sadly, that was not the only thing you caught that day. The good news is I hear a shot of penicillin will clear it right up!

I wish I could find the gucci shoes I have been dreaming about in my size!
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Posted 02 April 2006 - 03:08 PM

I wish I could catch a 25 lb lobster.

Granted, see your first stint on a Greenpeace vessel goes badly when the ship strays into Japanese territorial waters surrounding a little known Pacific atoll. You're sentenced to 1 year service as a catcher in the Tokyo fish market.

I wish I could find the gucci shoes I have been dreaming about in my size!

Granted, an ebay auction closing in 45 minutes has "the" shoes and your size. Sadly, your computer clock is off and GucciLubber takes them for $1.64 :usflag:

I wish Terri has a fantastic dive trip and I don't get caught as a stowaway in her dive bags.
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Posted 02 April 2006 - 03:16 PM

Granted, but you now have to be my dive sherpa for the whole trip...and the cabana boy....and my own personal waiter, bartender, and anything else I can think of! :usflag:

I wish I didn't have to go to work Monday thru Thursday this week before leaving for Curacao on Friday!
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