Granted, and you are in a local Sarasota, Florida nursing home giving 109 year-old Mrs. Johnson her sponge bath!
I wish I had tickets to the Mariners/Beavers baseball expo game tonight!
When the devil grants your wish, oh the irony!
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#61
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Posted 31 March 2006 - 03:10 PM
It's Winter time - you know you're a diver when you're scraping ice off your windshield INSIDE your vehicle...!
Once in a while, it is good to step back, take a breath, and remember to be humble. You'll never know it all - ScubaDadMiami. If you aren't afraid of dying, there is nothing you can't achieve - Lao-tzu. One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him - Chinese Proverb.
Once in a while, it is good to step back, take a breath, and remember to be humble. You'll never know it all - ScubaDadMiami. If you aren't afraid of dying, there is nothing you can't achieve - Lao-tzu. One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him - Chinese Proverb.
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Posted 31 March 2006 - 03:35 PM
Granted, and you are in a local Sarasota, Florida nursing home giving 109 year-old Mrs. Johnson her sponge bath!
I wish I had tickets to the Mariners/Beavers baseball expo game tonight!
that's not funny...you are sooo wrong
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Posted 31 March 2006 - 03:47 PM
Yes, yes I am....
It's Winter time - you know you're a diver when you're scraping ice off your windshield INSIDE your vehicle...!
Once in a while, it is good to step back, take a breath, and remember to be humble. You'll never know it all - ScubaDadMiami. If you aren't afraid of dying, there is nothing you can't achieve - Lao-tzu. One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him - Chinese Proverb.
Once in a while, it is good to step back, take a breath, and remember to be humble. You'll never know it all - ScubaDadMiami. If you aren't afraid of dying, there is nothing you can't achieve - Lao-tzu. One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him - Chinese Proverb.
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Posted 31 March 2006 - 05:01 PM
Granted, and you are in a local Sarasota, Florida nursing home giving 109 year-old Mrs. Johnson her sponge bath!
I wish I had tickets to the Mariners/Beavers baseball expo game tonight!
Granted: But you leave the stadium after 8 innings because your team is down 16 runs. Only to miss the greatest comeback is baseball history.
I wish I had a better truck.
Take an SD trip - See old friends you have never met before!
Every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance. - Jean-Paul Sartre
I feel the urge, the urge to submerge! -ScubaHawk - Raptor of the Deep !
WHO DAT!!!!
Every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance. - Jean-Paul Sartre
I feel the urge, the urge to submerge! -ScubaHawk - Raptor of the Deep !
WHO DAT!!!!
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Posted 31 March 2006 - 05:01 PM
I wish I had tickets to the Mariners/Beavers baseball expo game tonight!
Back to the game:
Granted. Now, as John Fogerty sang, "Who'll stop the rain?"
I wish for perfect weather when I'm in recreational mode.
Rick
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Posted 31 March 2006 - 06:28 PM
the weather is perfect...but alas your dive gear has been stolen
I wish for more close friends...Im tired of being lonely
I wish for more close friends...Im tired of being lonely
who's leading this parade anyway?
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Posted 31 March 2006 - 07:15 PM
Granted ... You are surrounded by many people of all colors, creeds, nations, planets but none of them speak English and they don't DIVE!
I wish the crazies cutting in and out of traffic at very fast speeds would be catch and ticketed and realized they are putting others lives in jeopardy.
I wish the crazies cutting in and out of traffic at very fast speeds would be catch and ticketed and realized they are putting others lives in jeopardy.
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can. --Elsa Maxwell, September 28, 1958
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Posted 31 March 2006 - 07:27 PM
Granted, but you have to go to traffic school with all of them for six weeks because you got a ticket for a broken tail light.
I wish I could dive to the bottom of the Mariana trench.
BB
I wish I could dive to the bottom of the Mariana trench.
BB
BB
When you make fish laugh, they can't bite you.
When you make fish laugh, they can't bite you.
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Posted 31 March 2006 - 07:58 PM
Granted. Hope you haven't made any plans for a while--those decompression stops will take more time than you might have figured.
I wish for all of my wishes to come true.
Rick
I wish for all of my wishes to come true.
Rick
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Posted 31 March 2006 - 08:43 PM
They will, just as soon as Hell freezes over and the United Nations can agree on something.
I wish I were a pro basketball player with the NY Nicks.
I wish I were a pro basketball player with the NY Nicks.
BB
When you make fish laugh, they can't bite you.
When you make fish laugh, they can't bite you.
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Posted 31 March 2006 - 09:16 PM
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Granted Buddy!
You now own a Dodge Ram Fully Loaded with Cruise EVERYTHING
But the Topless Dancers you DJ for stop tipping you
and you cant afford the Gas to run the new Truck
sooo.....
It sits in your yard along side your 56 Chevy you said you would fix-up someday
I wish I could click on one of Our SD Ladies Profile and they would appear at my Home
I wish I had a better truck.
Granted Buddy!
You now own a Dodge Ram Fully Loaded with Cruise EVERYTHING
But the Topless Dancers you DJ for stop tipping you
and you cant afford the Gas to run the new Truck
sooo.....
It sits in your yard along side your 56 Chevy you said you would fix-up someday
I wish I could click on one of Our SD Ladies Profile and they would appear at my Home
Dive into Life and Live for Diving!
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Posted 31 March 2006 - 09:22 PM
granted now once u click one SD ladies profiles you get a million other pop ups from profiles of men and women that are now at ur place and u cant get rid of them
I wish i could do anything i want
I wish i could do anything i want
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Posted 01 April 2006 - 12:02 AM
Granted, but oddly all you want is to be the first man to give birth - push honey, push!! 
Now that's not something you see everyday...
I wish my house was clean!
Now that's not something you see everyday...I wish my house was clean!
It's Winter time - you know you're a diver when you're scraping ice off your windshield INSIDE your vehicle...!
Once in a while, it is good to step back, take a breath, and remember to be humble. You'll never know it all - ScubaDadMiami. If you aren't afraid of dying, there is nothing you can't achieve - Lao-tzu. One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him - Chinese Proverb.
Once in a while, it is good to step back, take a breath, and remember to be humble. You'll never know it all - ScubaDadMiami. If you aren't afraid of dying, there is nothing you can't achieve - Lao-tzu. One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him - Chinese Proverb.
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Posted 01 April 2006 - 12:17 AM
granted.....your house is spotless! It is located on cozumel on the waterfront and the last hurricane cleaned it nicely!
i wish i could find the perfect women!
i wish i could find the perfect women!
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Posted 01 April 2006 - 12:21 AM
Granted, she's the silent beautiful type as well as plastic and needs inflating often
I wish I was cave diving with a hot diver boy!
I wish I was cave diving with a hot diver boy!
It's Winter time - you know you're a diver when you're scraping ice off your windshield INSIDE your vehicle...!
Once in a while, it is good to step back, take a breath, and remember to be humble. You'll never know it all - ScubaDadMiami. If you aren't afraid of dying, there is nothing you can't achieve - Lao-tzu. One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him - Chinese Proverb.
Once in a while, it is good to step back, take a breath, and remember to be humble. You'll never know it all - ScubaDadMiami. If you aren't afraid of dying, there is nothing you can't achieve - Lao-tzu. One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him - Chinese Proverb.
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