Granted, but the wishes got all mixed up!
Kamala got my proctologist gear; Hip Shot ended up in the bikini; Doc Crawdad is doing solodiver's work, Dive_Girl is in Dixie with a disease, Capt Steve is Finley's dinner, Finley hears only ScubaHawk's thoughts, and Scuba Hawk is now dating Dive_Girl's clone!
I wish I had a week off and a round trip plane ticket to Ontario, California.
When the devil grants your wish, oh the irony!
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Dive_Girl
, Mar 29 2006 09:01 PM
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#46
Twinklez
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Posted 30 March 2006 - 10:27 PM
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Posted 30 March 2006 - 10:36 PM
Your wish is my command... 
You have next week off. Did I mention I scheduled your plane ticket to Ontario for last week? Enjoy.
I wish I could dive each and every day.
You have next week off. Did I mention I scheduled your plane ticket to Ontario for last week? Enjoy.
I wish I could dive each and every day.
When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?"
--Sydney J. Harris
We will find only what we look for, nothing more and nothing less.
--unknown
--Sydney J. Harris
We will find only what we look for, nothing more and nothing less.
--unknown
#48
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Meeting folks
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Posted 30 March 2006 - 10:51 PM
Granted! you are now a commercial diver responsable for clearing blockages in the sewage system.
Hey, its a shitty job but someones got to do it.
I wish I could emigrate to America.
Hey, its a shitty job but someones got to do it.
I wish I could emigrate to America.
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Posted 31 March 2006 - 02:44 AM
Granted! you are now a commercial diver responsable for clearing blockages in the sewage system.
Hey, its a shitty job but someones got to do it.
I wish I could emigrate to America.
You are too funny Piz....Well today is your lucky day...you now are SD's first official immigrant to America...unfortunately you'll start eating the SAD...standard American diet, gain weight and be too unhealthy to dive...
Granted, you'll look great in hot pink! That is what you ordered right?i wish my new sd backplate and wing was here!
No he didn't but ScubaGypsy did...2 of them in hot pink I might add!!!
Yep...SD does have its own line of back plates and wings and yes the wings come in colors! Hot Pink is only one of many choices....
Now I wish that I could just get them posted so you all can order them!
Contact me directly at Kamala@SingleDivers.com for your private or group travel needs or 864-557-6079 AND don't miss SD's 2018-2021 Trips! ....here! Most are once in a lifetime opportunities...don't miss the chance to go!!
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710 Dive Buddy Lane; Salem, SC 29676
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#50
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Posted 31 March 2006 - 03:06 AM
Granted! You sell thousands of them. Unfortunately, the manufacturer didn't understand that you wanted to use them for *diving*, and the wings all come apart after the 3rd dive.
I wish I had the time, money and health to enjoy flitting around the Caribbean for two months of diving vacation.
I wish I had the time, money and health to enjoy flitting around the Caribbean for two months of diving vacation.
#51
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Meeting folks
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Posted 31 March 2006 - 04:00 AM
Granted. You arrive just in time for the biggest hurricane in history to wipe the lot out and you are left with nothing to look at.
I wish I catch lots of prawns when I go diving tonight.
I wish I catch lots of prawns when I go diving tonight.
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Posted 31 March 2006 - 07:47 AM
Granted but while eatting them you begin to realize that you have gradually developed a shellfish alergy over time and blow up like a balloon.
I wish I was independently wealthy so I didn't have to work and could dive all the time.
I wish I was independently wealthy so I didn't have to work and could dive all the time.
#53
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Posted 31 March 2006 - 08:03 AM
Granted Michelle
You are now independently weathly beyound your wildest dreams
But BUT your money market accounts stay soooo busy you cant get off the phone long enough to enjoy your new found wealth SAWY
and the accountant you hired to run your business while you where going to be gone Has More Money Than You Now..... Double Bummer!!!
I wish I had Michelles new accountants phone number
You are now independently weathly beyound your wildest dreams
But BUT your money market accounts stay soooo busy you cant get off the phone long enough to enjoy your new found wealth SAWY
and the accountant you hired to run your business while you where going to be gone Has More Money Than You Now..... Double Bummer!!!I wish I had Michelles new accountants phone number
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#54
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Posted 31 March 2006 - 08:21 AM
Granted...
BUT they are so busy with Michelle you can never reach them.
Hmmmm..... I'd love to be normal. LOL
BUT they are so busy with Michelle you can never reach them.
Hmmmm..... I'd love to be normal. LOL
"Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love." Albert Einstein
SD's Aussie Connection.
SD's Aussie Connection.
#55
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Posted 31 March 2006 - 08:48 AM
Granted, you are now 75 LB overweight, addicted to reality TV and listen to Paris Hilton for advice.
I wish the world was reasonable and saw life my way.
I wish the world was reasonable and saw life my way.
I'm perfectly sane. I can't help it if the world is nuts!
#56
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- Logged Dives:too many logged, too many not logged...:)
Posted 31 March 2006 - 11:56 AM
Granted, now we're all in therapy!
I wish I could travel to other planets!
I wish I could travel to other planets!
It's Winter time - you know you're a diver when you're scraping ice off your windshield INSIDE your vehicle...!
Once in a while, it is good to step back, take a breath, and remember to be humble. You'll never know it all - ScubaDadMiami. If you aren't afraid of dying, there is nothing you can't achieve - Lao-tzu. One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him - Chinese Proverb.
Once in a while, it is good to step back, take a breath, and remember to be humble. You'll never know it all - ScubaDadMiami. If you aren't afraid of dying, there is nothing you can't achieve - Lao-tzu. One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him - Chinese Proverb.
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Posted 31 March 2006 - 12:48 PM
Granted...in fact you are a moderator on one right now....some singles place... 
I wish that I could stop playing this game and get some work done!
I wish that I could stop playing this game and get some work done!
Contact me directly at Kamala@SingleDivers.com for your private or group travel needs or 864-557-6079 AND don't miss SD's 2018-2021 Trips! ....here! Most are once in a lifetime opportunities...don't miss the chance to go!!
SD LEGACY/OLD/MANUAL Forms & Documents.... here !
Click here TO PAY for Merchandise, Membership, or Travel
"Imitation is the sincerest flattery." - Gandhi
"Imitation is proof that originality is rare." - ScubaHawk
SingleDivers.com...often imitated...never duplicated!
Kamala Shadduck c/o SingleDivers.com LLC
2234 North Federal Hwy, #1010 Boca Raton, FL 33431
formerly...
710 Dive Buddy Lane; Salem, SC 29676
864-557-6079 tel/celfone/office or tollfree fax 888-480-0906
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Posted 31 March 2006 - 12:52 PM
Granted - because.....
I wish more of the 06 trips were finalized and the 07 calander started
I wish more of the 06 trips were finalized and the 07 calander started
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Dive_Girl
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- Logged Dives:too many logged, too many not logged...:)
Posted 31 March 2006 - 01:04 PM
Granted, but the US closes its borders and no one can travel!
It's a beautiful sunny Friday here in Portland, so I wish I was sitting on a deck with friends sipping on some ice cold Nassau Royal, thinking of the Bahamas, right now!
It's a beautiful sunny Friday here in Portland, so I wish I was sitting on a deck with friends sipping on some ice cold Nassau Royal, thinking of the Bahamas, right now!
It's Winter time - you know you're a diver when you're scraping ice off your windshield INSIDE your vehicle...!
Once in a while, it is good to step back, take a breath, and remember to be humble. You'll never know it all - ScubaDadMiami. If you aren't afraid of dying, there is nothing you can't achieve - Lao-tzu. One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him - Chinese Proverb.
Once in a while, it is good to step back, take a breath, and remember to be humble. You'll never know it all - ScubaDadMiami. If you aren't afraid of dying, there is nothing you can't achieve - Lao-tzu. One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him - Chinese Proverb.
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Posted 31 March 2006 - 02:08 PM
Sounds so nice...your wish is granted...unfortunately, you awake from this dream and it is October 16, 2005...winter hasn't even started yet.
I wish I was in Sarasota, Florida right now...
(what could possibly go wrong with this one?)
I wish I was in Sarasota, Florida right now...
(what could possibly go wrong with this one?)
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